Work: Today, I'm 8 months pregnant and still waitressing at a local...

By blahblah1993 - 20/02/2015 17:56 - United States - Katy

Today, I'm 8 months pregnant and still waitressing at a local restaurant. There were only 3 of us serving today and things were hectic. One guy bitched me out, saying "Maybe if you lost some weight you'd walk a little faster!" because I wasn't fast enough with his soup. FML

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By Preggo - 14/05/2016 17:11 - United States - Memphis

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Today, I dragged my son along with me to a work party because I didn't want him home by himself. Halfway through, he stood up and made an announcement about my pregnancy. I had to explain to all my coworkers and my boss that I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat. FML

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By KateD - 06/03/2010 05:16 - United States

Today, I was walking through the mall with my husband. We came across a guy who was selling some weight loss pills. He tried to sell me some and I kindly declined. He told me not to deny my weight problems. Thanks. I'm 7 months pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2021 08:01 - Canada - Oshawa

Today, I found out that, despite working 4 part-time jobs, that I will not qualify for maternity leave by my due date with the mandatory 600 hours. I can't get full-time work and I'm 8 months pregnant now. This'll be fun! FML

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By preggers - 30/11/2011 14:57 - Canada

Today, my husband asked me if I was really pregnant or if I was just smuggling cheeseburgers. I'm now referred to as "the hamburgler." I'm only 5 months pregnant. FML

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No tip for you

By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:34 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML

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CaroAurelia 12

Saturday 21 February 2015 0:01

Did you tell him you'd lose some weight in about a month when you GAVE BIRTH?

ILikeBigButts_ 12

Friday 20 February 2015 23:58

What an ass

Comments

taylor21398 14

Saturday 21 February 2015 3:27

I would've dumbed the soup in his lap "by accident".

Mossygirl357 12

Saturday 21 February 2015 3:41

I hope you told him something that made him look like the ass he is.

sinn3r76 9

Saturday 21 February 2015 3:43

he sounds like a dick, big ups on you still working at 8 months pregnant

exuberant_orange 17

Saturday 21 February 2015 3:45

There are not even words to describe how big of a douche this guy is. Sorry OP! Congrats on your baby though!

justmeCee 16

Saturday 21 February 2015 3:56

Wow that guy is ignorant

AutisticAbyss 10

Saturday 21 February 2015 4:11

*Ring! *Ring! ProgressO!

angelofsaturn 23

Saturday 21 February 2015 4:20

I'd have dropped the soup in his lap. I'm due in 3 weeks and thankfully my customers aren't total fucksticks and can clearly see my belly. A lot of them ask when i'm going on leave and when i'll be back. Anyway congrats on the wee one OP. :)