By ohhhemmgee - 06/09/2012 06:39 - United States - Reno

Today, I locked myself out of the house I was house-sitting. An hour later, and my fifth attempt at climbing the fence, I figured I'd try the door one more time. Turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way and the door wasn't locked in the first place. FML
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kingotter 4

When one way didn't work you didn't naturally try a different way?

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cawoods 1

That's why you have to violently try to turn the knob. Like you need to get in. And you hope that it will open.

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thiscrazything 1

And will never obtain.

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emag_eht 18

OP's name is Dick (Richard) and that measures how dumb he is. Thanks for the information #18.

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BunchieRules 31

18 - Posting an insulting comment, without proofreading for grammatical errors, is just ironic. Better luck next time.

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MissMae93 23

41 - Not only that, the comment just didn't make sense in any way, shape or form.

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Knarf_fml 10

Just curious, was this just a blond moment or does it happen all the time?

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lidsthesquid 4

Just curious, do you usually leave stupid comments?

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Knarf_fml 10

My comment too close to home for you? (rhetorical question) Appears I hit your button. lmao

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Enslaved 36

I would be happy that I got in, without having to break a window or something.(:

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easyprey 8

I'm a little ashamed the he was unable to scale a fence. If doors are to troublesome at least be skilled in other forms of entry.

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1crabbygirl 10

Yeah, that sounds like a happy end to the story. Oh, and chill out a bit.

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ebonyirony 29

They were supposed to be highly intelligent and capable of communication on some level. Says Jurassic Park.

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ApologyKick 25

50- In Jurassic Park, they actually did open a (swinging) door to hunt down the kids, so technically, the viloceraptors were able to open a door when OP couldn't.

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superhumangambit 4

54- which was the joke. Something the average FML reader doesn't understand apparently, seeing all the thumbs down my comment received. Jesus, Even at 23 I'm old around here.

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iAutumn179 12

You shouldn't be house sitting if you don't know how to use a door...

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supportcommand 17

Ok. So how tall is this fence that you failed 5 times at climbing ? And then not know to turn the knob the other direction. Don't tell the homeowners how stupid you are if you ever want to house sit for them again.

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missalkali 8

it's not about how high it is. some fences have very few places to hold on, making them nearly impossible to climb.

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