Miscellaneous: Today, I locked myself, drunk and naked, out of my hotel room....

By nekkiddrunk - 14/01/2010 02:04 - United States

Today, I locked myself, drunk and naked, out of my hotel room. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2009 05:30 - Canada

Today, feeling like I needed to relax, I ordered room service at my hotel. When I was finished I went to put the tray outside not thinking about needing a key to get back in. I locked myself out of my room wearing happy face underwear in a $250 a night hotel. I had to go to the lobby to get a new key. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 05:58

Today, while we were in a hotel, I got so drunk I apparently couldn't find my room, and passed out in the corridor. I woke up to see hotel staff calling security. FML

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By killmenow - 23/04/2014 14:54 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML

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By Blie - 04/09/2018 20:30

Today, I was so drunk that I pissed myself in a hotel hallway while wearing a dress. My shoes squished all the way back to the room. FML

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By joser6969 - 29/10/2011 14:07 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML

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By FailedEngineer - 20/10/2009 21:31 - Australia

Today, I lost my house keys while staggering home drunk, so I decided to climb through an opened window and promptly went to bed. Twenty minutes later the police wake me up while attempting to search my place. The neighbors thought I was a burglar and called the cops. FML

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Send help!

By Anonymous - 30/05/2019 23:30 - India - Pune

Today, I've managed to lock myself in my own bedroom. It won't open no matter what I do. FML

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Stuck

By crap - 19/06/2009 17:34 - United States

Today, I woke up extremely hungover. I couldn't find my car keys so I went out to my car to see if I had locked them inside. I walked back to the door of my apartment barefoot and empty handed, only to find that I had locked myself out of the apartment. FML

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By Sebastian20 - 08/05/2013 11:05 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 18:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while in a hotel, I left the room to get some ice. Since my parents left the door wedged open, I didn't worry about trying to find the room number. Without thinking, I walked in to another room that was also wedged open. Yes, there were people in it, and yes, they were both naked and hairy. FML

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Thursday 14 January 2010 9:43

What's so bad about that? You were drunk and free. That's a win.

jair_lhao 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 9:32

idiot i would have laugh at you and taken pictures to laugh at you later in life

Comments

jollyjam1 2

Thursday 14 January 2010 13:56

Why should anyone feel sorry for someone who isn't intelligent enough to stay away from drugs in the first place. Doubly so when use of said drugs causes the individual to do something moronic.

jollyjam1 2

Friday 15 January 2010 0:55

Aw, are we defensive cause we're a little drug user who got their feelings hurt by my comment? And yes, for those of you who are clueless alcohol is a drug.

davidhasmorefun 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 14:40

@jollyjam. he didn't say he was high. he said he was drunk. so i am pretty sure he wasn't drunk off of drugs.

crzyry 6

Thursday 14 January 2010 15:26

Alcohol is considered a type of drug and older people refer to being drunk as being high.

DrConny 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 14:50

And Damn you looked hot!!! even though drunk...

ThaGuyWithCake 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 15:22

LOL! well, we live and learn. Hopefully you'll be careful next time.

floydman 1

Thursday 14 January 2010 16:22

I hate when that happens!

Nic_hole 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 19:58

Why were you naked outside the hotel room?? ha wow I bet someone took pictures

Seventytimeseven 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 21:57

Seriously? Why were you NAKED and locked out? Was some sort of joke preluding the naked and locked out time? or are you by chance just not real bright?

pjfromok 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 23:05

Im thinking they were "all" going streaking to the quad, but only OP had the balls or was intoxicated enough to fall for it.

aintgontakitnomo 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 22:10

As a hotel security guard, I HATE PEOPLE LIKE YOU!!! It's funny the first couple times but it gets old letting you idiots into your room and waiting while you drunkenly and nakedly search for your ID. Seriously, have some common sense and decency. There should be support groups for drunk naked idiots like you because trust me, you are not alone. Wait- there is AA. Maybe you should check it out. FYL.