By Anonymous - 22/05/2012 10:35 - Philippines

Today, I learned that shaving while feeling upset is a very bad idea. FML
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Keevarou 17

At least you learn from your mistakes :) Just be glad you did not use a 1 blade razor, that hurts even of you're not upset, believe me. But hey, you are still alive and know what to not do, so cheer up.

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TheDrudgeChild 4

Guys, "emo" is a ripoff subculture for kids who want to wear depression as a fashion statement. I'd like to se a person with REAL, SERIOUS problems declare themselves to be emo in public. It's because of them that people who self harm for real reasons aren't taken seriously.

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MeLuvBewbs 7

Someone must've sheared your heart for you to be that upset

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NoOneCaresReally 8

WTF is going on with your age on your profile? Wasn't stalking btw... I'm on my iPod and pressed it by accident, lame excuse but oh well...

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ArcherInfinity 10

#15 Just letting you know I did not mean to give your profile a ****.

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ManInTheMachine 19

Oooh, another brilliant statement! You're just a modern Einstein, aren't you?

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Oh hell no! The only one he'll be make sandwiches for is me! **** off and get your own sandwich maker! >:I

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pennies_lane 6

Did you forget to stop, even after the hair was gone?

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immaMonsta 8

You do know that you're responsible for your own actions, right? YDI.

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immaMonsta 8

#28 Of course we do, I wasn't implying that we didn't. That still doesn't change the fact that we're all responsible for our own actions though.

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ax1989 0

it's okay let the wisdom of the panda sink in.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

At least you're not a sheep. They get shaved by a creepy farmer who may or may not be an animal "lover". Farmer John is a baaaaad man.

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Myo_fml 20

Unless the sheep are into that kinda thing....

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Sheep Shearing. Seth Mcfarlene's caltavade(?) of comedy. Watch it.

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reddudeover 2

It's the other way around, sheep LOVE being shorn. Gives them a big ole cotton boner.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

"******* cotton boner. **** yeah!" And then the awkward screaming about shoving it up his ass.

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Myo_fml 20

I have watched it, that's what I was referring to in my comment. ;)

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

"I have paint on my nails and makeup on my face I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs--OW! ****, that's good."

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

25- neither is your moms chest hair. I'm not usually this mean, but I seized the opportunity for a movie reference. God, what had FML done to me?

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bahalayla 1

I know your pain. I've been in the same boat. almost cut down to the bone on my ankle. =x

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