By Anonymous - 20/11/2013 03:42 - United States - Brooklyn

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Today, I learned that no matter how much of a nerd a girl claims to be, she is not ready for you to speak Klingon during sex. FML
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BlackPowderMedic 5

It seems like nature's way of telling you that you don't quite have enough common sense yet, and maybe ought not reproduce.

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P1Nk13 7

Did she initiate the intercourse by throwing things at you? Or maybe you forgot to recite love poetry and bite her on the face.

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fordneagles 34

Should have gone with Sindarin, Klingon is much too harsh a language to use between the sheets.

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thatisfuckedup 6

**** Sindarin, people underestimate the sexual power of the Na'vi tongue. That's how my boyfriend seduced me.

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Ashamed_Sister 60

I couldn't believe it: I found a Klingon translator and that site told me your sentence means "I'm sorry".

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LittleRed79 39

I think this one will mate with you OP!

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Evil_Wench 16

Were you on her starboard bow at the time?

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RedPillSucks 31

starboard bow? You are aware that starboard is the "right" side and "bow" is in the front, right?

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amykins11 6

Yeah I'm pretty nerdy but I wouldn't know how to react to something like that...I'd just awkwardly laugh until the moment was ruined... But yeah there is a big difference between being a nerd and being a big enough trekkie to commit to learning a fictional language

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splitintwo 6

Shes a nerd not a loser. My ex could speak elvish fluently, as cool as it is you can speak a fictional laungauge that doesn't make it sexy. It also means you have far too much time on your hands.

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tjw1616 21

uhh...yeah dude, don't do that, awkward beyond belief & an extreme mood killer, I wouldn't even be able to make eye contact the next time I saw you

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tjw1616 21

Lol! he's lucky he even got any in his lifetime

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