By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 00:55 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I learned that my girlfriend can sleepwalk. She got up, came into the living room where I was laying back against the sofa playing video games. I wasn't really paying much attention, until she stepped on my crotch, after which she left. She doesn't remember a thing. FML
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Ashamed_Sister 60

You just have to prove to her that she is sleepwalking. Afterwards you can blame her for almost everything.

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naxeeb 33

Not saying that it's the case here, but she could easily have done that and blamed it on sleep walking! o_o

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reaxion 25

Yeah, right. "Sleepwalking." More like a girl who's pissed off because you spent time playing games instead of going to bed :)

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addieejoy 2

Does she like it when you play video games though

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Dgooder 6

Sleep walking or not read between the lines. Stop playing ******* computer games and enter the real world. Spend more time with your girlfriend

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Sackohashi 0

You might have to choose what you like having more: your games, or your balls.

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sassy2085 16

I am going to try this the next timemy boyfriend would rather play games than come to bed with me.

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