By Baustigt - 28/03/2012 11:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, I learned that an inspired gardening spree is not as fulfilling as some would have us believe. One punctured hand, cactussed foot and bruised ankle later, I'm beginning to regret waking up this morning and thinking, "What the hell, I'll nuke the shit out of some weeds." FML
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DocBastard 38

**** yeah! Gardening inspires the shit out of me! That happens all the time. I wake up like, "**** you, aphids! I'm coming for you. Do you hear that, weeds? That's the sound of me coming after your sorry asses! I'm gonna pull you so ******* hard." And then I realise that I don't have a garden and I get all sad and stuff. True story.

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madelinebriana 11

Hey, at least you tried to tackle the job! Take a break and start back up later :)

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Epiqness 0

You'd think a rational person would stop after the punctured hand.

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Eiregal2 10

That's why my folks do the gardening. I can't even get it right in sims!

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totalnewbeeee 1

Hahahaha you should tell people and laugh about it, its kind of funny once you think about it

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stevenmx86 7

It may make me stupid but i don't completely understand what even happened here because it's written so badly.. So you wanted to garden and then you decided to play with some cacti?

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Angel1000168 16

Rake = 2 OP = 0 Cactus + dog =1 Sadly OP, you have failed the gardening test...

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Mr_Lecactus 0

Dont attack us! We are friendly, of course if you try to cut us we will respond... And some cactus are just jerks.

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GreyTulip8763 13

That last line has a different meaning compared to what lifestyle you lead

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