Miscellaneous: Today, I kissed a boy I have liked since the first day of university....

By Anonymous - 27/03/2011 14:36 - United States

Today, I kissed a boy I have liked since the first day of university. I was thrilled until he followed it with, "Right, I don't think we should tell anyone this happened. Not that they'd believe it anyway." He then patted my ass and walked away. FML

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By denied - 26/03/2009 23:49 - United States

Today, I was walking with my boyfriend in the hallway of our school, and once we got to his class, I leaned in for a kiss. Surprising me, he leaned away, and I asked what was wrong. He told me he's glad we're going out, but just doesn't want anyone to know. FML

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By Miranda - 07/06/2020 17:06

Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML

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Inappropriate

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML

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By pinkfreak94 - 13/10/2012 13:38 - United States - Norwalk

Today, I kissed a boy for the first time in over a year. It was at drama club practice, and he quickly ended up asking the director if we could remove that scene from the play. FML

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By Noname - 23/01/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML

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By Bella - 26/10/2018 03:00

Today, I finally managed to kiss the guy of my dreams. We pulled away and looked into each other's eyes, and he softly said, "You know I'm dating another girl right now, right?" FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 05:01 - United States - Gilbert

Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML

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By Forever alone - 01/05/2015 14:24 - United States - Lincoln

Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML

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By milkybear - 15/06/2010 07:11 - United States

Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML

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By nina - 11/08/2010 16:04 - Luxembourg

Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed a few nights ago while drinking. I commented that I was ashamed of doing so, and to make matters worse, the guy was really unattractive. It turns out he was no stranger. I'd kissed my friend. FML

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Happygofucky 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 19:26

If a man is ashamed to be seen with you, or to have it known that you are together, he really isn't worth your time.

KMilliron 2

Sunday 27 March 2011 19:23

He's too young to say that he's seen an ass like that.

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timrehder 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 21:29

I would have ****** him. just because.

aardvarkish 15

Sunday 27 March 2011 21:44

Hey, I can be a jerk... (Just sayin) --- ---PURELY FACETIOUS, PEOPLE!---

jdengel 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 21:41

he was a jerk, but she also objectified him, had she gotten to know him she would have known he was a jerk

bbaabobulz 3

Sunday 27 March 2011 21:44

play him / cheat on him, then tell him no harm done were only friends with benefits:)

CoachLlama 5

Sunday 27 March 2011 21:45

Maybe no one would believe it anyway, because he "plays for the other team". Move on.

makkwheel 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 21:46

what an @$$.!

vonne 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 21:47

douche

GoodLookingGeese 10

Sunday 27 March 2011 22:01

what a dushbag..

Danibe11 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 22:03

I'm sorry that happened to u but you have to watch out for guys that are like that!

S4ndsurph3r 4

Sunday 27 March 2011 22:10

well you told everyone on fml. might as well tell everyone ekse

okwuosah 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 22:14

hahahaa now you wont ever forget

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