Intimacy: Today, I just had a phone interview with a college. The lady...

By uhoh901 - 25/03/2010 11:07 - United States

Today, I just had a phone interview with a college. The lady asked me to spell out my password to a site so she can access my test scores. The password was "dick." FML

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Password issues

By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I had to log in to my computer on a projector in front of business associates at my dad's architecture firm. I typed in my username and apparently didn't hit the tab key hard enough, so I typed my password in the username box. The entire firm now knows my password is "tits123". FML

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By expassword - 17/12/2010 00:20 - United States

Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, at work, I was called into the office by my supervisor, on whom I have a massive crush. He called me in to get my password to make some adjustments on my work account and asked me what my password was. I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him my password is his full name. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 13:18 - Sweden

Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML

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This ain't it chief

By JemapelleStupid - 27/04/2022 06:00

Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML

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By notinthebutt - 14/06/2011 17:57 - United States

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

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By anon - 31/03/2014 22:10 - United States - Chappaqua

Today, my dad got me one of those word locks for my gym locker, for which the password had to be a four-letter word instead of numbers. My dad chose the combo for me. It was "diet". FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2013 06:20 - United States - Vancouver

Today, my manager asked me for the password to my Internet so she could Skype family since she can't pay her bill. This is the same woman who just a week ago tried to evict me because my rent was an hour late. Trying to be the bigger person, I gave her the password. She changed my password. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2021 13:57

Today, I had to create a new password for my computer. I had to do it to stop my father from watching porn on my computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2011 06:40 - Australia

Today, I sent an email to a girl I like about how I really feel about her. She later replied "Real funny, tell Michael to change his password!" FML

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cherriblizz 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 19:07

Wow. Why would you make that your password? Especially for viewing test scores? Were you getting some at the time to get that A?

Just_Me_143 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 19:02

haha, looks like you're not going there for school. unless you have so good test scores she might over look it :)

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lpnkprincess 0

Friday 26 March 2010 12:20

hahahaha ur so funny, b

simonsaysYDI 8

Friday 26 March 2010 16:17

Ugh same thing happened to me only they asked the answer to my security question. "What former leader is the most influential person to you?" Why oh why was my answer "Hitler"

tspaeth 0

Friday 26 March 2010 22:19

you could have easily played that off. "it's my father's name." or whoever. that's an easy one. next time, use your head when making a password.

Katrien 0

Friday 26 March 2010 23:19

Haha, quite funny actually xD

too_dope 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 6:21

lmao I laughed way to hard in this fml

voicescarrie 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 6:38

I don't believe that this is real. There should be no reason why anyone should have to ask for the interviewee's password. If the interviewer works for the university, she has the scores in the application file. If she's an alumna serving as an admissions interviewer, she would have it if she needed it. If she was purely curious, she should know better than to ask for someone's password.