Love: Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that I could never marry...

By Anonymous - 15/05/2009 15:18 - United States

Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that I could never marry him because he's a Yankees fan. He told me he could never marry me because he couldn't see himself having a terrible love life for the rest of his life. He was serious. FML

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By CptZoe - 29/02/2012 18:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend to marry me, because it's a leap year. He is now avoiding me for fear that I was serious. FML

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By I guess not - 02/08/2016 13:24

Today, my boyfriend of three years asked me if I ever wanted to get married. I said yes. He said, 'But what happens if you never find a guy who likes you that much?' FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2022 17:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that I wanted to get married eventually, and there's no way to talk me out of it. He broke up with me immediately. FML

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By Girl - 17/03/2010 07:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML

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You deserved it 5 130

By Trainwreck - 13/12/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML

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You deserved it 6 724

By Star - 30/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, the guy that I'm in love with and plan to marry some day told me he would choose a million dollars over me. I got upset and told him I no longer want to be with him. In an excited voice he said, "Really? So are you serious I don't have to worry about this love stuff anymore?" FML

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You deserved it 9 155

By xxbobsan - 21/04/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend I was quitting the town baseball team. She said "Great. Now we can get someone with actual talent on the team." I laughed because I thought she was joking. She then replied "What's so funny?" FML

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You deserved it 5 520

By rockefoe - 20/10/2010 18:41 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML

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You deserved it 8 686

By shastadoe - 06/08/2012 06:37 - United States - Los Banos

Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML

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By Tara115 - 09/02/2014 07:20 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML

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dol567 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:05

Ouch. You didn't deserve that. Guess there goes your relationship

genius_man16 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:17

and yet you're wearing a B-sox cap in your picture #16 -_-

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totalbadass 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:02

owned. also, first.

foreverisabelx3 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:03

tisk tisk tisk...

natirixoxo 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 3:13

at least he didn't say terrible sex life

zachmandude32 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:04

dont joke around with us then...

Helpfulman 17

Saturday 13 September 2014 21:20

YDI for dating a Yankees fan.

aback 4

Friday 15 May 2009 23:04

Tell him that makes two of you, then kick him to the curb.

dol567 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:05

Ouch. You didn't deserve that. Guess there goes your relationship

noelykins1 19

Wednesday 23 May 2012 7:52

Wait... He couldn't have a terrible love life? Wait so he want a terrible love life? Err...

tjh116 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:06

YDI for being terrible at sex

azn_pridee69 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 21:31

its stupid how every fml like this ppl say "YDI for being terrible at sex". -__- . sex is cool but it doesnt make love. fyl op

I2OI3 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:08

Ok so heres the solution post your pic on craigslist and say something to the effect of I need to have lots of sex so I can get good at it so my boyfriend will marry me. You could also read books and learn some stuff, but the best way to get good is really and truly just to sleep with as many people as you can