By C.Neyy - 21/02/2010 07:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, I hung out with the guy I've liked for the first time in 3 years. And when he left, I gave him a hug, he pushed me, I tripped, and hit my head into the wall. Then to save his embarassment, pushed me over onto the couch and pretended to rape me. FML
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L0lCney 0

He accidently pushed me, its not like he ment to do it. I hugged him, my leg was caught behind the arm rest on my chair, And I fell onto the arm rest, & hit my head on the wall, HARD. He grabbed my head saying sorry, then pushed me onto the couch & "fake raped" me cause all my friends were laughing. I think he was just trying to make the situation better, it didn't though. At all. I haven't talked to him since. :/

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XR6Falcon 0

what a ********! Surely you can find someone better then him.

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EllyH 0

I don't understand this post either... it does not make any sense! Please explain to me what happend?!

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XDNurse 0

because she hugged him... he shoved her and she hit her head on the wall. he was embarrassed that he hurt her head and tried to cover it up by pretending to .... yea rape her?

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EllyH 0

Haha, what a strange guy :)

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MrsSarcasm 3

I think what she's saying is that he pushed her over the couch...she hit her head on the wall so he just pretended to hump her to save him the embarrassment. I get it, it's just terrible wording.

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Deniise4395 0

haha. did hel yell suprise!.. then it's not rape;)

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tsent8 15

Haha! Did you spell right? No! But my ears still got raped.

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fuckyouasshole66 0

what an ass hole

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Deniise4395 0

ha not if he yelled suprise

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Riyu55 0

he accidently pushed her so he pretended to rape her to make it look like he pushed her on purpous.

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DynamicDave 11

A. You can't rape the willing. B. I don't get it...WTF?

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