Health: Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter...

By deeenalynn - 18/07/2011 16:22 - Canada

Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter fingerpaint, when suddenly the smell of the paint set my stomach off. I threw up all over myself and her painting. FML

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By Sickasadog - 06/02/2017 16:00 - United States

Today, I painted my daughter's room with the new paint we bought. It's an oil-based paint which hides all blemishes on the wall, but apparently makes me sick. I'm now throwing up everywhere, but at least the room looks good. FML

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By ohshit - 29/03/2011 00:31 - Canada

Today, I was painting my bedroom walls, when I was struck with an uncontrollable bout of diarrhea. I had to watch helplessly from the en-suite bathroom as my 2 year old daughter painted a lovely picture for me, all over my new $500 sofa. FML

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By eeeee - 14/06/2012 20:40 - United States

Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2009 15:15 - United States

Today, my husband and I were looking for a new house. The open house we were in had a strange floral scent to entice the buyers. I am three months pregnant and have horrible morning sickness. I threw up all over the living room. FML

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By laurwitharawr - 06/10/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, my daughter was feeling sick. She threw up on the floor. As I was cleaning up her vomit, she threw up on my head. Twice. FML

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By sickatwokr - 30/06/2015 20:26 - Australia

Today, while alone in the childcare centre I work at, one of the children farted bad enough to trigger my morning sickness. Because I was alone, I couldn't leave the room, which resulted in me throwing up into a 2-year-old-sized toilet, while 12 toddlers either watched or ran wild. FML

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By Mc2013 - 12/10/2014 17:38 - United States

Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML

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By Lunab123 - 01/02/2015 02:43 - United States - Potomac

Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML

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No soup for you

By jnisla - 11/10/2013 22:44 - United States - Conway

Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 17:31 - Sweden - Karlskrona

Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML

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Monday 18 July 2011 23:42

now it's abstract art :D

SugarCrazy 14

Monday 18 July 2011 23:45

I have a feeling you won't be hanging that artwork on your fridge...

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Cram_Burglar 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 8:21

a modern art masterpiece

duhhitscolin 7

Friday 22 July 2011 19:46

Artpiece to be named: painted by my daughter and my unborn child

cherrigirl 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 15:29

can you say pregnant. hope it gets better:)

strainer04 8

Sunday 24 July 2011 12:54

ahh the joys of being preggo! congrads!

bluemoongirl 4

Tuesday 26 July 2011 7:00

your pregnat x)

LyssaMc06 2

Saturday 6 August 2011 20:43

"Today, I had horrible morning sickness ..." One would assume she IS in fact pregnant.

bryan788 29

Tuesday 4 September 2012 6:54

did you frame the painting?

prettygirl47 5

Sunday 13 January 2013 17:30

Well if your child is young enough to finger paint, maybe you should have waited to have another..

tournamentdecide 33

Sunday 13 April 2014 8:06

How, exactly, did your daughter react to this?

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