Health: Today, I have both a cold and a period. Tomorrow, I will have... - FML

By Unlucky - 24/05/2010 00:22 - Australia

Today, I have both a cold and a period. Tomorrow, I will have a cold, my period and my wisdom teeth taken out. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2022 16:00

Today, I’m currently battling a cold that caused me to call into work yesterday and, as of this morning, I’ve also started my period and have the most painful cramps ever. Good thing I have the day off from work. FML

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By modprobs - 03/08/2018 01:30

Today, my boyfriend, who I haven't seen in months because we live in different countries, is coming to stay with me. I've been the picture of health for months, but today I woke up with my period, a terrible cold, and tooth pain from that root canal my dentist told me I didn't need a few years ago. FML

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The whole tooth

By Anonymous - 12/04/2024 18:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I finally started feeling better after getting a tooth pulled last week. I also started something else: my period, while I was stuck in the dentist's chair during my follow-up appointment. FML

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By Lolly - 12/09/2018 23:30

Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 17:54 - United States

Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 20:25 - Canada

Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2010 18:52 - United States

Today, I found out that instead of having four wisdom teeth, I have eight. They all have to be removed as soon as possible, which happens to be over the Christmas break. I get to spend my whole vacation in excruciating pain and a swollen face to boot. FML

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By Pill popping zit monster - 23/12/2016 04:16

Today, my period has given to me 4 giant zits, 3 screaming shits, 2 stomach ulcers, and a fever blister on my lips. A few days until Christmas and the gifts keep coming. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2019 22:00

Today...I started my day with a head cold and sore throat. I am ending the day with my period and explosive diarrhea. Oh and to top it all off, I live in the midwest, where the wind chills are going to be -50 tomorrow...FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2010 22:23 - United States

Today, I became that small percent of people who face three different kinds of complications after their wisdom teeth are removed. FML

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Erebane 0

Monday 24 May 2010 9:08

You've got an excuse to PMS.

danii_s2 0

Monday 24 May 2010 9:06

ouuuuuch

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mizu22 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 15:58

ouch. hopefully you can avoid sneezing or coughing...

Caitlin_Liana 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 0:34

omg, get over it. They won't operate if you have a cold. I just had my wisdom teeth taken out and I have my period. It's not that bad! Quit whining!

ilovezooey 0

Friday 28 May 2010 4:44

i've had that before...

skishy 0

Friday 28 May 2010 23:08

I got my wisdom teeth out today. owchy. :(

piggypants 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 21:45

In Poland you can't have any teeth pulled when you're on your period... :/

I_EAT_BABIES69 0

Monday 14 June 2010 6:30

**** your dentists life. he has to deal with you, and he will probably catch a cold.

jerilynski 9

Tuesday 29 June 2010 2:36

awe. every girl gets their period. and colds are suuper common. plus getting your wisdom teeth removed like everyone else? there's kid in Africa having their periods while they have numerous diseases they can't cure. cheer up babycakes.

lillibeth 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 23:04

That sucks balls I'm sorry atleast you won't die (:

DisappearingRose 18

Tuesday 14 September 2010 4:09

wear an extra big pad ;)

simran9 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 11:07

aw, poor thing!

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