Love and Break-ups: Today, I now have been dumped by 4 serious girlfriends in the...

By Anonymous - 21/08/2019 18:00

Today, I now have been dumped by 4 serious girlfriends in the last 5 years, each of them for the same reason: Being with me would have meant dealing with my mother who, without fail, asked each of them when we planned on marrying and having kids, every single week. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2019 16:00

Today, I found out that in the past, my mother has paid or outright threatened my girlfriends into breaking up with me, because they were, "unsuitable trash not fit to be the mothers of my future grand babies." This explains why I’m 47 and have never married or had children. FML

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Mommy issues

By Anonymous - 30/11/2021 20:01

Today, my mother is such a nosy, intruding busybody, she has driven away my last three boyfriends who could no longer stand her. My latest fella had even proposed, but he asked for the ring back and you can bet he blamed my mother for repeatedly involving herself in our private business. FML

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Baby fever

By Anonymous - 09/06/2021 14:02

Today, it's the fifth long-term boyfriend I’ve dumped because I want to be a mother but they didn’t want to be fathers. In fact, the last one laughed in my face and told me he’d be willing to get a cat, because cats require less effort than dogs, and don’t interrupt his PS4 time after work. FML

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By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 06:13 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML

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Love is Hell

By StraightAF - 05/04/2022 00:01

Today, I’ve been single for so long that my mom’s friends ask her if I’m a lesbian, all because I’m 35 and not married yet. Truth is, my last relationship fucked me up so bad that the thought of falling in love with someone again makes me physically ill. FML

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Projection

By Anonymous - 12/08/2020 14:02

Today, my boyfriend said angrily that he should never have gotten together with me, that he should have known a woman with divorced parents would have daddy issues, and never be quite right in the head. His own parents are divorced by the way, and his mom is extremely overbearing. FML

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MILF Manor

By daughter - 18/09/2012 04:25 - Sweden - Vårgårda

Today, I found out that, for over three years, my boyfriend has solely been dating me to get closer to my mom. Apparently, "she's a total MILF." FML

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But mah grandbabiiiiiiiiez

By Anonymous - 20/10/2021 02:00

Today, my mother found out that my fiancée broke up with her last boyfriend because she didn't want kids and he did. She's now demanding that I either change her mind, or call things off with her. FML

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daengh 15

Wednesday 21 August 2019 18:31

I'm tempted to say YDI. Time to man up & tell mom to butt the hell out. Use language that will get her attention even if you offend her. Own your own life or she will.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 21 August 2019 18:55

Move out on your own and keep your girlfriend away from your mom. Tell her if she doesn’t behave civilly, she might only get minimal time with her grandkids, if any at all.

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daengh 15

Wednesday 21 August 2019 18:31

I'm tempted to say YDI. Time to man up & tell mom to butt the hell out. Use language that will get her attention even if you offend her. Own your own life or she will.

bluejello2001 18

Wednesday 21 August 2019 18:47

OP, your mom seems to have some serious issues with boundaries and basic tact. That crap wasn't funny in 90's sitcoms and it really doesn't go over well now. Time to sit your mom down and explain that her questions are inappropriate, and that she has to respect your relationships and your partners more.

rebelwithmouseyhair 18

Sunday 25 August 2019 9:34

and that she won't get to see your GFs unless she does what you say.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 21 August 2019 18:55

Move out on your own and keep your girlfriend away from your mom. Tell her if she doesn’t behave civilly, she might only get minimal time with her grandkids, if any at all.

RubenB 7

Wednesday 21 August 2019 20:22

This is what you do: ask a gay friend or befriend one and tell him your plan that you are teaching your mom a lesson. Show up at moms house and introduce said gay friend as your Boyfriend and tell your mom that her pressure on previous GFs to get pregnant and get a kid led you down to reconsider your life. Observe.... after a while pretend break up with gay boyfriend and start dating girls again. See if your mom does the same as before...

Sinshine 28

Wednesday 21 August 2019 23:10

Or he could act like a grown-up and set his mom boundaries.

zoelog 10

Wednesday 21 August 2019 22:33

not sure why you don't smarten up and keep your friggin mother away from them. ydi

blameitonme 12

Wednesday 21 August 2019 23:09

I agree with the others that have said to sit down and talk with your mom. My sister just got engaged and friends/family are asking those questions. Hell, even before they were engaged it was talked about all the time. She definitely needs to learn that boundaries are important. Especially towards YOUR relationships.

Razell 13

Thursday 22 August 2019 0:25

Explain to you mother that every time she asks that question, she reduces your chances of having any of that happen. Also you might want to warn your next girlfriend that you mother is going to ask that.

rebelwithmouseyhair 18

Sunday 25 August 2019 9:35

No, you tell your GF to notify you in case she asks behind your back and you cease to let her come in contact with your GF if she doesn't respect your wishes.

crsyldy 19

Thursday 22 August 2019 0:35

Sounds like it was time to set some boundaries with your mom two or three girlfriends ago!

alycion 38

Thursday 22 August 2019 2:36

If they spoke up to you first and you didn’t try to stop it, ydi. Nothing like being treated like your life should be arm candy and a baby oven. Especially when you are infertile. Guess the joke was on everyone who asked me.