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By derped-out sperm - 01/04/2014 21:41 - Ireland

Today, I had to rush my 14-year-old son to the hospital after he fell out of a tree while trying to take an obnoxious "extreme selfie". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2015 18:23 - United States - Ridge

Today, I had to take my son to the ER after he badly messed up trying to light his farts on fire. FML

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By patrickRafael - 29/12/2009 14:21 - Singapore

Today, my father was pruning the tree in our front yard. I was helping him collect the falling branches. At one point, a branch fell and I was under it. My father jumped to push me out of the way. Instead he pushed the branch into my face. FML

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By Marjorie - 13/07/2012 17:08 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke his arm after jumping out through the second story window. He was too impatient to walk to the ice cream van pulling up outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2021 00:30

Today, my 12 year-old son came home with two broken arms after finding an awesome place to ride his bike. He found a sweet jump and his handlebars broke. He's currently in slings and waiting for an appointment with a surgeon, the breaks were so bad, the hospital couldn't reset them. FML

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By myfamilyisodd - 15/10/2011 17:05 - United States

Today, I had to take my son to the emergency room for shooting himself in the ass with a BB gun. FML

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By Chandler - 16/09/2011 19:26 - United States

Today, in a desperate bid to avoid going to the doctor, my young son ran into and hid inside a cactus garden. I had to drag him out. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2014 08:21 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I spent six hours at the ER. Why? My husband dared our seventeen-year-old son to recreate a 'Jackass' trolley-hedge diving stunt at the local supermarket. What wasn't on my groceries list was a broken arm, fractured wrist, whiplash and cuts and bruises. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2012 22:32 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I had to pick my 22-year-old son up from the hospital, after he got blind drunk, got his hand stuck in a Pringles can, and got the bright idea of staggering to the local ER to get it cut off. FML

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By Hugh - 03/04/2021 13:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain to a hospital social worker that my young son is not abused, he is just rowdy and that he knocked himself unconscious and shattered 4 teeth in a bizarre stunt involving a tree, my ironing board, a mop bucket and lots of duct tape. I'm not sure the hospital believes me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2016 20:58 - United States - Durham

Today, I fell down a hill out of my hammock, which broke my phone screen and my sunglasses. My idiot brother launched me out of it, so he could "assert his dominance." He's 11. FML

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harrypotter955 19

Wednesday 2 April 2014 2:27

But first, let me take a selfie...

RoyalBeast16 7

Wednesday 2 April 2014 2:27

I bet he was in "extreme pain" afterwards.

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halcyondaze 11

Wednesday 2 April 2014 8:03

How to explain my generation using just one FML.

LowExpectations 30

Wednesday 2 April 2014 22:12

Calm down, my generation had MTV's Jackass, and most of us survived, you kids will be okay.

prettyinpink4884 9

Wednesday 2 April 2014 8:30

Can I marry your son

Thorzix 23

Wednesday 2 April 2014 13:48

Why the HELL would you want to do that?

IcyWinter 10

Wednesday 2 April 2014 10:37

Let's hope he still got that selfie :)

KimchiKim 9

Wednesday 2 April 2014 12:35

You see, trees are dangerous creatures. If you ever see one, climb a tree. Trees can't climb trees.

mrmaddman 9

Wednesday 2 April 2014 13:41

Dumb ass

Feliciano 12

Wednesday 2 April 2014 16:07

Didn't have enough power to handle his own selfie game..

ZeroProxy 4

Wednesday 2 April 2014 21:09

So does our population.

drake1138 21

Wednesday 2 April 2014 21:10

Your son, your responsibility. YDI

squarecircles 13

Wednesday 2 April 2014 21:30

Sadly at this day and age I wouldn't be one bit surprised if there were lots if other kids going to emergency due to similar stunts.

Axel5238 29

Wednesday 2 April 2014 22:06

How many kids tried free running because they saw kids doing it on youtube do it? I've done gymnastics for 7 years landing badly without padding can cause serious injuries. I can't imagine screwing up a back flip on grass and messing up and hitting face first. Though I can't imagine why those kids though it was a good idea to begin with.

FML_Elle 17

Wednesday 2 April 2014 22:15

Why did you interfere? Let Darwin's theory of evolution do it's job.

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