Kids: Today, I had to pull cheese out of my PS3's disc tray because...

By Anonymous - 13/01/2010 08:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to pull cheese out of my PS3's disc tray because my younger brother assumed all PS3's could grill stuff because "Youtube told him." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2023 16:00

Today, after working all day to make a big vegan meal for my family, hoping it would get them to become vegans as well, my brother thought it appropriate to pass around a block of cheese for everyone to grate over the pasta dish. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2012 04:29 - Canada - Montreal

Today, my son, who seems to think that he is a "gangsta" despite being a white boy from the suburbs, cried because I accidentally burned his grilled cheese. He's 28. FML

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By whatarethisss - 29/01/2016 16:20 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I had to teach my 16-year-old brother how to use a toaster. He thought you just plug it in and wait for it to "pre-heat." FML

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By latter - 24/09/2013 00:05 - United States - Middle River

Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML

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Cartoons ruining the kids

By sally - 04/11/2018 12:00

Today, my son watched some ridiculous Japanese cartoon about shokugeki cooking and is convinced he's the greatest cook ever by copying what happens in the show. He set fire to my frying pan, panicked, and dumped it in the ceramic sink, which cracked from the heat and flooded my kitchen. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2013 16:27 - Germany - K?ln

Today, I actually had to teach my 9-year-old brother how to pour himself a glass of milk, after he burst out in tears when my sister told him to do it himself. His astonishing ignorance also extends to basic hygiene. FML

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By NaKreen - 30/07/2012 22:21 - Sweden - Bor

Today, I was at a barbecue with my extended family. I was chatting to my grandma, when my idiotic brother decided to douse the grill with his cola. The hissing sounded so much like a Minecraft creeper that I instinctively screamed and practically shat my pants. FML

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By continuouslyaddingdebt - 14/01/2017 22:00

Today, in an attempt to keep my valuables safe, I snatched my PlayStation 4 controller from the hands of my 4-year-old nephew. Not knowing that it was connected, I ultimately yanked the PlayStation and the HD Flatscreen flat on their faces. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2014 10:01 - United Kingdom - Great Malvern

Today, I watched my brother attempt to cook some eggs without turning the gas on. FML

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Grilled

By Anonymous - 17/07/2023 03:00

Today, I made several beautiful steaks on the grill, then set them to rest. While I left to use the bathroom, my four year-old decided they looked yucky and poured syrup on them. My wife was too busy giggling and recording it to stop her. FML

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detroiter 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 16:25

I can't stand kids

Poke_my_mon 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 16:46

This FML may have saved hundreds of stupid people from having the same thing happening to them. God bless you OP.

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lordmoe 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 17:33

Where did you get the magical PS3 with a disk tray?

evilzara 0

Friday 15 January 2010 1:30

FAIL

kizz_fml 0

Friday 15 January 2010 1:39

PS3's don't have disc trays...

volcrome 0

Friday 15 January 2010 22:48

youtube told my brother that if you put toothpaste on the xbox 360, it will make it clean. it did not work now did it.

martron3000 5

Saturday 16 January 2010 3:02

I wish going to buy a PS3 but if it can't even grill a cheese sandwich, why bother?

strawberryspacejam 11

Saturday 16 January 2010 6:59

Yes, stuff cheese in a PS3 because Youtube told him. Ho about you buy him a Shitbox Dick60 and shw him how it's a sawmill to game discs.

xbox360bitch 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 4:40

Go **** yourself you poor under priced basterd

strawberryspacejam 11

Monday 22 February 2010 0:19

If you were talking to me, then die

mptothedc 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 8:52

When my sisters and I were little kids they thought my SNES was a piggy bank and ruined it. FYL

MrFagHole 0

Monday 22 February 2010 8:31

none of these comments are revelant

GiddyXD 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 6:12

stupid damn kids on youtube these days.

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Same thing different taste

Missed the point

Cartoons ruining the kids

Grilled

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