Kids: Today, I had to pull cheese out of my PS3's disc tray because... - FML

By Anonymous - 13/01/2010 08:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to pull cheese out of my PS3's disc tray because my younger brother assumed all PS3's could grill stuff because "Youtube told him." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2023 16:00

Today, after working all day to make a big vegan meal for my family, hoping it would get them to become vegans as well, my brother thought it appropriate to pass around a block of cheese for everyone to grate over the pasta dish. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2012 04:29 - Canada - Montreal

Today, my son, who seems to think that he is a "gangsta" despite being a white boy from the suburbs, cried because I accidentally burned his grilled cheese. He's 28. FML

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By whatarethisss - 29/01/2016 16:20 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I had to teach my 16-year-old brother how to use a toaster. He thought you just plug it in and wait for it to "pre-heat." FML

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By latter - 24/09/2013 00:05 - United States - Middle River

Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML

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By sally - 04/11/2018 12:00

Today, my son watched some ridiculous Japanese cartoon about shokugeki cooking and is convinced he's the greatest cook ever by copying what happens in the show. He set fire to my frying pan, panicked, and dumped it in the ceramic sink, which cracked from the heat and flooded my kitchen. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2013 16:27 - Germany - K?ln

Today, I actually had to teach my 9-year-old brother how to pour himself a glass of milk, after he burst out in tears when my sister told him to do it himself. His astonishing ignorance also extends to basic hygiene. FML

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By NaKreen - 30/07/2012 22:21 - Sweden - Bor

Today, I was at a barbecue with my extended family. I was chatting to my grandma, when my idiotic brother decided to douse the grill with his cola. The hissing sounded so much like a Minecraft creeper that I instinctively screamed and practically shat my pants. FML

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By continuouslyaddingdebt - 14/01/2017 22:00

Today, in an attempt to keep my valuables safe, I snatched my PlayStation 4 controller from the hands of my 4-year-old nephew. Not knowing that it was connected, I ultimately yanked the PlayStation and the HD Flatscreen flat on their faces. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2014 10:01 - United Kingdom - Great Malvern

Today, I watched my brother attempt to cook some eggs without turning the gas on. FML

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Grilled

By Anonymous - 17/07/2023 03:00

Today, I made several beautiful steaks on the grill, then set them to rest. While I left to use the bathroom, my four year-old decided they looked yucky and poured syrup on them. My wife was too busy giggling and recording it to stop her. FML

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detroiter 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 16:25

I can't stand kids

Poke_my_mon 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 16:46

This FML may have saved hundreds of stupid people from having the same thing happening to them. God bless you OP.

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Pearljammer001 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 22:58

who cares? thank him for the favor and get an xbox 360

PvtParts417 15

Saturday 5 November 2011 22:58

Xbox ftw!

Soulathyia 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 23:08

Pendatic really needs to lose weight!

Doosam94 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 23:14

at least your dad didn't attack it with a hammer right in front of you

stfunubcake 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 0:07

YDI for misusing quotation marks, moron

Musickal 16

Thursday 14 January 2010 0:40

Some parent really failed here; people should teach their children that not everything you see on TV, the internet, in books, movies, etc, is real.

JustTh4tGuy 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 1:26

Go Go Your Brother, PS3's SUCK!

infernalpuppet 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 1:34

this is false ps3s don't have disc trays! sorry to steal you thunder but mine is more worthy of this...looks like this case is full of holes! yeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh !!!!!!!

Bisc 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 2:06

put it in the disc tray?? how the hell would that eve be possible with the way that system is set up?? while that would suck, I just don't see how it is possible

Panther_fml 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 2:51

Totally agree with everyone else. It's ok if you have a PS2 we will not make fun of you. No need to pretend it is a PS3. You should be able to afford one soon! If failure were a currency, you could probably afford 6 PS3 consoles. LOL

BeforeTheStorm 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 3:26

hahahah

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