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By wompai - 25/08/2016 12:06

Today, I had to go pee at a train station. I noticed that you could pay the €0,70 maintenance fee by card, so I did. After trying 3 times, I decided just to search my bag for some leftover cash, paid the fee and did my thing. I ended up paying it 4 times, for a total of €2.80 to take a leak. FML

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XanderLance 19

Friday 26 August 2016 15:03

Having to pay to use the bathroom tho?

guiilleh 8

Friday 26 August 2016 8:25

Well I assume that pissed you off, didn't it?

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guiilleh 8

Friday 26 August 2016 8:25

Well I assume that pissed you off, didn't it?

XanderLance 19

Friday 26 August 2016 15:03

Having to pay to use the bathroom tho?

thatweirdasian 22

Saturday 27 August 2016 6:00

Not all public restrooms in the world are free, unfortunately.

GhostFox 33

Friday 26 August 2016 20:47

You should be able to contest the charges, I believe. Either through your the backer of the card (company for credit card, bank for debit) or possibly directly through the management of the train station or the third party owner of the device/bathroom facility. (Was it one of those fancy stand alone bathrooms that has automatic built-in maintenance capabilities? )

conholio33 28

Tuesday 30 August 2016 10:17

Wow you had to pay to use the washroom, who came up with that crazy idea. I'm sorry i just can't see paying to use a washroom.

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