Animals: Today, I had to get into my house via the dog flap because my...

By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:18 - United States

Today, I had to get into my house via the dog flap because my mom changed the locks. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2014 00:51 - United States - Bloomington

Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML

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By TheComputerGuy96 - 22/05/2010 07:56 - Italy

Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML

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By wished i had a cat - 19/10/2018 17:30

Today, I discovered that my dog knows how to lock doors. This wouldn't have been a problem if anyone in my house every carried a key. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2016 19:00 - United States - Royersford

Today, I got locked out of my house. After trying unsuccessfully to jimmy the lock, I managed to climb in through the kitchen window. I soon found out I had an effect on the door after all; it won't open at all any more, even with the right key. FML

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By joser6969 - 29/10/2011 14:07 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML

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By Sky - 25/07/2018 01:30

Today, since my parents always told me that I was welcome to come home whenever I want or need, I decided to stop by. They'd changed the locks and wouldn't let me in. FML

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By xnickx - 16/04/2009 14:47 - United States

Today, I changed the locks on my apartment so my crazy ex girlfriend couldn't get in. I went to her house to return her house key. I accidentally gave her the key to my new locks, and can't find her old house key. Now I need her to come let me in to my own house. FML

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By ohhhemmgee - 06/09/2012 06:39 - United States - Reno

Today, I locked myself out of the house I was house-sitting. An hour later, and my fifth attempt at climbing the fence, I figured I'd try the door one more time. Turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way and the door wasn't locked in the first place. FML

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By Leave me alone, bitch!!! - 20/11/2021 02:00

Today, I found out that my mother changed all the locks of the house and threw away all of my girlfriend's stuff. I don't know what the fuck happened there. I actually bought the house two years ago because I had enought of her being nosey and controlling with both of us. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML

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Friday 18 February 2011 23:03

Did you consider that just MAYBE she's trying to keep you out?

sduhamel 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 5:10

Wait a min, if u could get to ur House thru th door flap, won't it be vulnerable to breakins?

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tahoegirl93 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 3:38

WOW!!! The people on here are HARSH & INSENSITIVE!!! I'm so sorry!!! I wish you well & hope you & your mom can get along. Either she's a bitch or you did something wrong to cause her to do that. IF you did do something wrong, straighten yourself out & apologize. Good luck either way.

applejane 3

Saturday 19 February 2011 4:04

OP needs to suck it up, i do that all the time whenever i get locked out, and im just grateful to have a way in at all.

ohdarlindearest 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 4:14

how did u even fit through?????

texasjalapeno_fml 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 4:47

why do you have locks if a person fits through the dog flap

saleha97 4

Saturday 19 February 2011 10:42

exactly what i thought ..

ZachMitch1994 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 5:17

and now ladys and gentlemen you will notice that this person will no longer be posting any more fmls bc they are in jail .... if your mom changed the locks then leave

turtle_brigade 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 6:24

"oh shit, my key won't work to my house. oh, well i guess i'll just go find a hotel room somewhere else and start looking for apartments. i won't even bother getting all my clothes and personal items." you make sense.

turtle_brigade 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 6:22

To all the people saying ydi and "take the hint": Maybe op wanted to get his/her stuff out of his/her home before they were thrown out? and for those of you who say, "it's not op's house it's her parents hurrdurr", please shut up. When one has kids, they effectively waive the right to kick them out at any given moment of their choosing. hurrdurr.

smashgrab 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 7:28

After they turn 18, it's fair game to kick your kids out, especially if they are little punks that break into houses through doggy doors. By the way, when you say "hurrdurr", it doesn't make you seem clever, just retarded. When you say it twice, it confirms that you're retarded.