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the guy who impregnated Mary with Jesus and the only human being to have a beard-fist. one time he got a boner lying down ad struck oil. that was the first discovery of oil in history

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chuck norris sleeps with a nightlight but not because hes afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of him when chuck norris does a push up, hes not pushing himself up, hes pushing the world down

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chuck Norris devided by zero twice chuck Norris can beat the sun in a staring contest chuck Norris can run around the world so fast he punches him self in the back chuck Norris created optomis prime by peeing in an 18 wheelers gas tank chuck Norris died thirty years ago death just doesn't have the guts to tell him death once had a near chuck Norris experience chuck Norris tears can cure cancer too bad chuck Norris doesn't cry chuck Norris can slam a rotating door thought you would like these

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When Jesus walked on water, he said Chuck Norris taught him how to. Chuck Norris counted to infinity, 4 times. Hitler took suicide pills because Chuck Norris threatened to destroy Germany if he didn't. The dinosaurs had a mass suicide because Chuck Norris said he thought they were ugly. The flood of Noah's Ark was one of Chuck Norris' tears. Hell is Chuck Norris' childhood playground.

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the boogeyman checks under his bed for chuck Norris chuck Norris can earn a nuke on Call of duty Black Ops AIDS were created when Chuck Norris had bad sex and wanted the woman to pay

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Chuck Norris can punch a cyclops between the eyes. Chuck Norris cheated on his English test..................with a calculator Chuck Norris is so awesome he created fire by rubbbing two ice cubes together. Chuck Norris sued Facebook for posting his newest victims list Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called L

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I think your daughter spent too much time on barrens chat before cataclysm....... btw barrens split in 2 because chuck Norris didn't like the jokes so he slashed it with nail

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286- you sir should die for not knowing! chuck norris had a daughter and she lost her virginity he got it back!

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WTF youra disgrace to chuck norris..... why would he fuck a land mass like the virgin islands? btw he found his daughters virginity at the virgin islands that's the real story

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298- get your panties out of a bunch, it is called a joke so people have fun with them, obviously they aren't real but the girl is probably younger than 10 I'd assume, if she thinks they are real she is probably pretty young

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Chuck norris doesn't own a home, he walks into random houses and people walk out. Chuck norris makes orange juice from a banana. Chuck Norris doesn't fight he just allows you to lose. Chuck Norris was kicked from wwe for killing competitors and destroying the stadiums.

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chuck norris played Russian roulette with a loaded gun and won chuck norris was bitten by a rattle snake, after several days of excruciating pain the snake died chuck norris counted to infinity twice the real reason why hitler killed himself was because he found out chuck norris is a jew

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there was once a Kung Fu concert in Beijing...Chuck Norris was invited...the day when he arrived population doubled...coincidence I think not ;)

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people invinted cars as a faster way to get away from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone Chuck Norris invinted the car accident. :)

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There is no such thing as a Chuck Norris joke. Only Chuck Norris facts. Don't make jokes about Chuck Norris. He can hear you. Oh my god!! Chuck Norris is standing behind you!!

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she has the full right to b scared and if any1 wants to find chuck Norris just go on google type find chuck Norris and click im feeling lucky

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yes it does suck... and OP, just tell that child that if Chuck Norris wanted to kill him/her then she/he would've been dead already.

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Well... unfortunately for her, she's come realize what is 99.99% most likely to kill her. I cried for days when I realized this too...

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I second 193s comment. No one really knows who Chuck Norris is. He is an actor and martial artist. He was in a couple of movies and people started making crazy facts and jokes about him because of his appearance. Now he's a strong conservative rebublican supporter. I'm probably going to get a ton of thumbs downs, but someone had to say it.

That's some scary shit. I suggest you take her as far away from town as possible. But then again, Chuck Norris can always find you....

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Take her out of town anyway. We don't want civilian casualties from the collateral damage Chuck will cause.

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She doubted his mightyness and now shits her pants since she got a vision chuck norris will come and kill her in an impossible way that is soo impossible no1 would ever be able to discribe it in any way possible and the date of course is THE date : 11/11/'11 11:11 and 11 seconds, she got only 7 days left 2 live her life to the fullest and she knows that

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is there a reason she shouldn't be scared? I would shit myself if I ever had any reason to believe Chuck Norris was after me.

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Chuck Norris usually only goes for grizzly bears, but your daughter has a right to be scared. I hear he has a black belt on a beard that he grows on his dick.

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