Health: Today, I had to cancel an appointment due to diarrhea. I was...

By TheHeirofTime - 15/08/2016 15:11 - United States - Marlborough

Today, I had to cancel an appointment due to diarrhea. I was so nervous that when the receptionist asked why, I told her, "I can't stop shitting." FML

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By SenorPoopypants - 08/01/2017 19:23

Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2022 10:00 - United States - Utica

Today, after a shopping trip, I had the worst diarrhea attack and almost shat my pants before I could even get in the front door. By the time I could get the door open, it was taking all of my self-control to keep from shitting myself. I had to shit on the toilet with the front door and bathroom door wide open. FML

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By phonesnshit - 29/05/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, I was expecting a very important work call. Today was also the day I got insuppressible diarrhea. As I was running to the washroom, the phone rang. I didn't make it to the washroom or the phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2022 03:00 - Finland

Today, I have horrible diarrhea because of IBS. If I was at home, this wouldn't be that big of an issue, but I'm at work and I don't have access to a bathroom all the time. I also found out I have about 10 minutes to get to the toilet or else I'll probably shit myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 08:03 - United States

Today, I got diarrhea while on a trip with my daughters. At our third stop, I had to sit in the stall listening to my 5 year-old informing everyone who came in that "mommy is stopping at EVERY bathroom to poop." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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By Sostupid - 24/01/2011 03:41 - Canada

Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 17:18 - United States

Today, my ass decided that it was the perfect day to exhibit the diarrhea side-effect of medicine I'm taking. I definitely made a lasting impression on my interviewer. FML

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By perfecttiming - 06/05/2013 15:25 - United States - San Jose

Today, my manager called me in to tell me I got the promotion I've been hoping for. He then said that since I didn't look excited about it he might have to rethink it. I was too busy concentrating on holding in diarrhea. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

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noobsatin 19

Sunday 11 September 2016 5:00

you know what they say, "honesty is the best policy."

SlugsOnDrugs 13

Sunday 11 September 2016 5:13

Don't worry OP, everyone has had to deal with it at some point in their life! On the other hand, at least you made some people laugh! Hope things improve for you

Comments

Sonotsuave 35

Sunday 11 September 2016 7:24

This made me laugh really hard. Im so sorry for you lol

LyricaSilvan 29

Sunday 11 September 2016 8:50

Hey, at least she's probably honored that you felt comfortable being so open with her. That or she had a serious tmi moment over it. Either way, at least you were honest.

IamComrade 16

Sunday 11 September 2016 9:57

This is the greatest thing I've read on this site

AshBashMash0423 6

Sunday 11 September 2016 10:37

Ok honestly that is kind of funny. Embarrassing I'm sure but funny lol

MonCapitan 4

Sunday 11 September 2016 11:36

The appointment wasn't with a doctor to talk about your diarrhoea, was it?

TenChubbyPandas 7

Sunday 11 September 2016 18:09

Her fault for asking.

BakersCake 5

Sunday 11 September 2016 20:30

Irrelevant but is your handle Homestuck related by chance

SargeRho 6

Sunday 11 September 2016 21:00

Well, you're not wrong...

LittleRich 10

Sunday 11 September 2016 21:57

Had to admit this made me chuckle! Haha..

andrmac 25

Sunday 11 September 2016 22:21

Does serve her right for asking. Shit got real there. However Imodium, water and rest will help and pedialyte or electrolyte drink will give your strength back.