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By wispywee - 29/06/2011 17:47 - Canada

Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

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By BigDreamer - 09/02/2019 02:00

Today, I had a dream where I was imagining myself hooking up with a really hot girl. Not a sex dream. A dream where I was sitting in a room alone and imagining myself hooking up with this really hot girl. Even in my dreams I can only imagine. FML

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By pokeloser - 24/06/2019 07:04

Today, my high point was still being able to recite all 151 generation one Pokémon in order, from memory. I need a life. FML

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By boring - 10/05/2010 10:14 - New Zealand

Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML

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By HeadTrauma - 20/01/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML

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By Mike - 19/10/2021 14:01

Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML

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By anonymous - 01/12/2019 14:00 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2022 04:00

Today, I had a very nice, long, and pleasant dream about having a girlfriend for the first time since 2010, and then I woke up. I'm right about myself, I'm going to be single for the rest of my life, and there's no point in trying to change that. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 13:43 - United States - Orlando

Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML

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By AgentOrion - 29/08/2014 04:16 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2016 22:30 - United States

Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML

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toastyjustice 5

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:24

don't we all dream of that?

kageyami 2

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:26

...that's a win seriously

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2Maverick15_1992 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 2:00

Totally worth it. Girls come and go, shiny pokemon are 1 in 8192. You catch that sh*t.

zembof 3

Thursday 30 June 2011 7:22

depends on the game some it's more

richboii 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 2:09

holy shit i was weirded out when i saw gayboiis comment cause my names richboii

abby_alana 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 2:09

that's kinda sad:(

devwre 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 14:05

gay picture

skizzlerz 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 17:16

your picture is sad.

assilasaur 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 2:09

that's amazing though :D

ALEXLASFLA 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 2:10

pokemon is kewl but girls are way better

okmankk 4

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:32

gurlz can break yur heart pokemon DIE FOR YOUR ASS! and they come back

10ofSpades 3

Thursday 30 June 2011 2:13

hahahaha your even a virgin in your dreams xD

MissKiwi315 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 2:16

I like pokemon :)

jewfro311 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 2:16

do you ********** to pokémon too?

zembof 3

Thursday 30 June 2011 7:23

I do ;D

pretty_coin 11

Saturday 21 January 2012 14:01

Poké-****?? :P

practicesafesax 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 2:17

I don't quite see what the problem is here...

You_Deserve_That 2

Thursday 30 June 2011 2:20

You deserve it for sleeping while you could in fact, be playing Pokemon.

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