Geek: Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming...

By wispywee - 29/06/2011 17:47 - Canada

Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

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By BigDreamer - 09/02/2019 02:00

Today, I had a dream where I was imagining myself hooking up with a really hot girl. Not a sex dream. A dream where I was sitting in a room alone and imagining myself hooking up with this really hot girl. Even in my dreams I can only imagine. FML

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By pokeloser - 24/06/2019 07:04

Today, my high point was still being able to recite all 151 generation one Pokémon in order, from memory. I need a life. FML

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By boring - 10/05/2010 10:14 - New Zealand

Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML

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By HeadTrauma - 20/01/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML

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Lonely, so lonely

By Mike - 19/10/2021 14:01

Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML

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Secret sex

By anonymous - 01/12/2019 14:00 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2022 04:00

Today, I had a very nice, long, and pleasant dream about having a girlfriend for the first time since 2010, and then I woke up. I'm right about myself, I'm going to be single for the rest of my life, and there's no point in trying to change that. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 13:43 - United States - Orlando

Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML

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By AgentOrion - 29/08/2014 04:16 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML

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Do you remember?

By Anonymous - 18/01/2016 22:30 - United States

Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML

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toastyjustice 5

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:24

don't we all dream of that?

kageyami 2

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:26

...that's a win seriously

Comments

TheOtherMakona 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 2:47

One time I dreamed I was Jimmy Neutron. I have a girlfriend, I'm intelligent far beyond my years, and I still love Pokémon. Trust me OP, dreams are nothing to get worried about unless you really felt something from it. Perhaps your subconscious is trying to tell you that you need to go after something you really want, or you need to re-prioritize. But otherwise, nothing to get upset over. :)

renaee 13

Thursday 30 June 2011 2:49

It's because he's from Canada. It's okay, sweetie. Justin Beiber hit puberty late, too.

Shadow4i5 3

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:13

win^

xxwafflez 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 3:03

that's not a FML, that's a WIN!

niswisk 3

Thursday 30 June 2011 3:03

its ok sweety i did the same thing at ur age lol i think its kinda hot

vanillapup 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 3:04

Fml? More like BDE! (Best Dream Ever)

Galvanizer 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 3:06

you sound like my friends

RokNRoll11 9

Thursday 30 June 2011 3:15

PA..THE..TIC!!

pokeshipper 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 3:20

whats wrong with dreaming of pokemon? i wish my guy liked pokemon!(:

budd28 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 3:21

that's wat in talkin bout #teamash lol jk but dude it's totally normal to dream about pokemon instead of girls.. I still dream about light yagami writing in a death note and I'm 16.