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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 13:43 - United States - Orlando

Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML

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By human - 21/06/2019 00:01

Today, I had a dream in which I was eating vast quantities of pizza, cookies, and pastries. I became so anxious about all the calories that I woke up. Even in my dreams I'm self conscious about my diet. FML

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By Aniel85 - 22/11/2021 20:01

Today, after I worked 15 hours yesterday, coming home at 1 a.m. thinking I could sleep in because my kids have no school, I was woken up at 7 a.m. because they wanted pancakes. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2021 19:00 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, I had a dream in which I was having a panic attack. When I woke up, I was actually having a panic attack. Double the fun. FML

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By amy - 20/07/2019 02:09

Today, I had a dream about sleeping, which is a dream I have frequently. I’m exhausted even when I sleep. FML

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By Dutchee - 23/01/2012 11:27 - Netherlands

Today, I realized the universal beauty that can be found in a pancake. I'm not sure if I have reached spiritual enlightenment, or if I should have my head examined. FML

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By slickrick22 - 27/02/2012 02:43 - United States

Today, I had a dream about the damn cappuccino machine at work. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 19:22 - United States

Today, I decided to make pancakes from scratch. I poured the batter in my Perfect Pancake pan. Then I told my brother who was watching, "This is so easy. Just watch." I burned 15 pancakes, including the one I dropped on the burner, which lit on fire, causing the alarm to go off. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2014 16:33 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML

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By Ew - 26/05/2016 13:02 - United States - Washington

Today, I went for a three-mile run. I was really proud of myself until I woke up from my dream in my bed, surrounded by empty soda bottles and fast food bags. I haven't worked out in years. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2015 10:03 - United States - Norwalk

Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML

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Thursday 12 March 2015 18:12

Turn that dream into a reality and unlike most people you'll be able to say that you followed your dreams.

IWishIWasObama 12

Thursday 12 March 2015 18:11

Time to make this dreams a reality!

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Deku_Cutie 12

Thursday 12 March 2015 18:11

did you at least get to eat them?

IWishIWasObama 12

Thursday 12 March 2015 18:11

Time to make this dreams a reality!

xleanne_aLly 23

Thursday 12 March 2015 23:07

Yes! I dreamt about smearing peanut butter over warm toast one night. That's ALL I dreamt. Woke up the next day and made my dreams come true. :3

Mauskau 35

Friday 13 March 2015 0:25

The other day, I had a dream that I was buying some more cereal, but found some in a box half the size of me and I got so excited. :(

tbro47 23

Thursday 12 March 2015 18:12

Turn that dream into a reality and unlike most people you'll be able to say that you followed your dreams.

cathleenn 9

Thursday 12 March 2015 18:12

I thought that was normal! Well, it is for me. ?

bethanyhopkins 49

Thursday 12 March 2015 18:14

I've had dreams about texting people before, it's not that bad OP

jpsullivan 36

Thursday 12 March 2015 18:14

Sounds like a pretty good dream to me

rachelfromtarget 14

Thursday 12 March 2015 18:32

My thoughts exactly

iPixiee 23

Thursday 12 March 2015 21:47

Not if you're alergic for pancakes. :p

WhoopteDo 26

Thursday 12 March 2015 18:14

Well on the flip side, at least you weren't having a nightmare.

Miss_Chevious 37

Thursday 12 March 2015 18:15

did you wake up before you got to eat the pancakes?

igive 29

Thursday 12 March 2015 18:37

Then that would have been a nightmare.

suszyy 9

Thursday 12 March 2015 18:18

food = life

bearstyle22 11

Thursday 12 March 2015 18:20

Did the pancakes try to eat you!

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Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML

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