Miscellaneous: Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So... - FML

By Anonymous - 01/06/2012 14:29 - Austria - Vienna

Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML

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Procrastination

By Anonymous - 16/03/2023 02:00

Today, I got up early because I had a bunch of work to do. It's now 11:50 p.m and I still haven't managed to get anything done. FML

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Another great day to be alive

By Anonymous - 26/07/2021 21:59 - Germany

Today, I didn’t get much done because I woke up late and therefore didn’t have much time. No wait, that was yesterday. Today I didn’t get much done because I woke up EARLY and was miserably tired and good for nothing all day. FML

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Naps are important

By bigdikbubls - 01/12/2020 05:58 - Barbados - Bridgetown

Today, I realised just how badly I procrastinate because I wanted to take a nap before going out for a friend's birthday, but I kept putting it off until I simply didn't have the time. FML

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Productive

By Anonymous - 04/05/2023 22:00 - Sweden

Today, in an effort to actually be productive for once, I decided to clean out my closet. However, I ended up getting distracted by old photos, started crying over past relationships and dead pets, and didn't end up getting anything done whatsoever. FML

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Procrastination

By Anonymous - 11/11/2023 14:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I prepared a detailed plan to organise my life, colour-coded and beautifully illustrated. I was so engrossed in designing the perfect plan that I forgot to actually do any of it and ended up with a highly organised non-starter. FML

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By Noname - 22/02/2009 06:14 - Australia

Today, I did my work, the work of my co-worker who called in sick and the work of my boss who has no idea what the hell is going on all at the same time. I didn't get a promotion because I don't work hard enough. FML

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Teamwork works

By Anonymous - 16/02/2021 01:58 - Australia

Today, I had a huge amount of work to get through. Two colleagues offered to help, because one had nothing else to do, and the other couldn't work until I was done. My boss got really pissed at me for "making" them do my job and wasting their time. FML

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By Poopalipa - 08/01/2009 07:42 - United States

Today, I woke up late, didn't shave, didn't have time to iron my clothes, didn't eat breakfast, and ran into the office with beads of sweat running down my face. The meeting had been cancelled. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2018 13:30

Today, I have a busy week scheduled at work, so I took my file home to smash out some reports. Naturally I did not do any work at home and then I also forgot to take the file back to work the next day. Instead of saving time, I wasted an hour driving home to collect it. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 09:40 - Canada

Today, I procrastinated on doing my on-line training for my new job. Thinking it would only take a few hours to complete, I started it in the early evening. It is now almost 4 am, and I start my new job in 3 hours. There is still about another hour and a half on on-line training left. FML

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Top comments

example1233 1

Friday 1 June 2012 18:50

Sounds like everyday of my life.

duckie227 22

Friday 1 June 2012 18:50

'I'm not lazy, I just don't do stuff'

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Emerald_86 0

Friday 1 June 2012 19:09

Starting *

unknown_user5566 26

Friday 1 June 2012 20:23

What are you trying to correct?

lolfood 24

Friday 1 June 2012 21:21

The voices in his head.

PhillDante 17

Friday 1 June 2012 21:22

89, I think 38 is just trying to correct her previous comment.

JessalynVictoria 6

Friday 1 June 2012 21:30

But even if they were, they weren't right. So.....

tony1891 22

Friday 1 June 2012 19:11

there is always tomorrow.

pyromaniac703 9

Friday 1 June 2012 19:16

.......this post is pointless

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 1 June 2012 19:18

I haven't heard the word procrastinate or it's derivatives so much.

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 1 June 2012 19:57

seen*

brohamas16 7

Friday 1 June 2012 19:22

Everyone's been there at some point in their life

loserman67 35

Friday 1 June 2012 19:26

Why do today what can be put off indefinetly? Sooner or later it all comes around and bites you right in the ass, you might want to think about that. I was going to put off posting a reply, but then I thought no one would know that I put off posting a reply, so I posted one. My head hurts...

11mandy80 6

Sunday 3 June 2012 19:38

My head hurts too

yuggi1 11

Friday 1 June 2012 19:30

Prioritize everything, OP! Do most important first. You can do them today and the less important tomorrow.

sonyaprit 4

Friday 1 June 2012 19:31

being lazy is definatley a daily life style.

day624 14

Friday 1 June 2012 19:32

Dumbest fml ever

prestigion 4

Friday 1 June 2012 19:32

everyday, my whole life

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Today, I met up with my boyfriend early before work to have some "fun time". We hadn't had sex in a while and decided to try it doggy style, up against the wall. We had been doing it for about 15 minutes until he abruptly stopped and said, "I don't know if it's in." It was. FML

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Today, after work, I was saying goodbye to my last remaining friend I worked with because she was going to be leaving for college. My manager saw me talking and made me clock back in and work, because, "If you have time to talk, you have time to work." FML

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Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

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Today, my dad finally used the electric shaver I bought him for Christmas. My dog now has bald patches. FML

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Today, my sister got married. It was also the day that I was supposed to deliver a heartfelt toast to the happy couple. I got so nervous that I kept stuttering and finally ended with "Congrats Beth and Steve!" Her husband's name is Eric. Her ex was named Steve. FML

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Today, my boyfriend went out and bought a pistol. When I asked him in horror why he did such a thing, he said, "It's my God-given right as a US citizen!" We're not even American, we immigrated from the UK, and we were both atheists, or so I thought. FML

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Today, I was hooking up with a girl, but when she got my pants down, she got mad and left, saying she was gonna kill her sister who lied to her about me having a large penis. FML

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Today, at work I was looking for my lost wallet. After hours of looking I gave up and went home. The wallet then shows up in my mail box with an envelope marked "To the asshole." I opened the letter and it was filled with poop. My wallet too. FML

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