Intimacy: Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack.... - FML

By JRLJLS - 15/04/2013 09:09 - United States - Lehigh Acres

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Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML

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By ally - 03/02/2009 19:34 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2013 20:52 - Norway - Nesoddtangen

Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML

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So hott

By facepalm - 27/02/2009 08:39 - Singapore

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Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

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By Noname - 27/01/2009 11:22 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML

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Anticlimax

By feminista - 28/07/2012 20:38 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

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Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML

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Breathtaking

By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 02:45 - United States - Bethesda

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Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML

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Hot and heavy

By Lickmylovepump - 19/01/2012 04:09 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 22:31 - Isle of Man - Douglas

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML

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Romantic afterglow

By easyontheeyes1 - 01/05/2020 02:00

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML

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Wanking to death

By Anonymous - 30/11/2013 00:17 - United States - Alpharetta

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Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came close to climaxing, I had a serious asthma attack and had to wheeze for help. FML

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BeMyLove15 10

Monday 15 April 2013 18:56

Well at least you got him excited.

limitedition 25

Monday 15 April 2013 18:56

You got his motor running & took his breath away. Make sure he has his inhaler next time you guys get saucy.

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onorexveritas 23

Wednesday 17 April 2013 20:23

you got him excited, take it as a compliment

terraeclipse 5

Sunday 21 April 2013 14:28

So, let me get this straight.... you gave your boyfriend an asthma attack, and you're concerned about how it affects YOUR life? Way to be a selfish bitch. Care more about if he's okay than the fact that it sucks for you.

xoxoinspired 6

Wednesday 24 April 2013 7:21

Well it could mean you got him way exited lol

hello_kittyswag 7

Monday 6 May 2013 16:17

Wtf cx

The_9th_Doctor 18

Thursday 29 August 2013 5:10

that happend to me once. even worse was she wasn't even doing anything, just saying stuff.

AlmondEyes95 5

Thursday 12 December 2013 5:14

You should take that as a compliment. You got him so excited her almost died ^^

idefka 34

Saturday 17 October 2015 21:42

that's hot.

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