By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I had my boyfriend come over for dinner for the first time. It was all going well until my dad started explaining to my boyfriend how to use toilet paper. He even demonstrated it. FML
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Same thing different taste

Comments

my2centsworth 15

OP, don't be embarrassed. Everyone likes to show off when they learn something new. Just be proud your dad finally got the hang of using bathroom tissue. This will make laundry day less unpleasant for your mother.

missa838 0

Maybe your dad was just reiterating the talk and demonstration your mom gave him, so you don't have to when he's become too comfortable in the relationship and too lazy to wipe his own butt . I would do the same thing if I found streaks on shorts when I'm doing the laundry cause that's nasty. (either that or he was trying to embarrass you and it worked) LMFAO

He's simply preparing his technique for after the bean burritos and vindaloo curry.

How did you end up talking about toliet paper anyway?

Maybe your dad thinks that your boyfriend is "slow"