Health: Today, I had diarrhea in a Walmart bathroom for 15 minutes. Apparently,...

By wantontsu - 11/09/2010 18:59

Today, I had diarrhea in a Walmart bathroom for 15 minutes. Apparently, so did the guy in the stall next to me. He attempted to make small talk to pass the time. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2022 22:00

Today, I shat myself in the middle of Walmart. It dripped out the bottom of my pants till i made it to the restroom, which was on the other side of the store. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By dani - 25/03/2014 03:39 - United States - Dayton

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML

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By Morgan Bailey - 18/09/2018 14:00

Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML

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Not now, mate

By yuen - 16/06/2009 14:59 - Australia

Today, I went to take a shit and found my boss shaving in the toilet. While in the cubicle, he asked me about my work and the conversation lasted 15 minutes. I stayed in there even though I'd finished shitting after 5 minutes, during which 3 people heard my progress report while shitting next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

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By Username - 21/03/2012 17:10 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML

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Bathroom break

By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 02:31 - United States

Today, I had to go to the bathroom. I was in a rush, so I went into the boys bathroom. I then had diarrhea. The entire basketball team was waiting for me outside the stall. They did a slow clap for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2010 23:04 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML

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By CallmeEddie - 14/11/2013 16:44 - United States - Joliet

Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML

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piscesMMAguy_92 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 23:19

that musta been one shitty conversation

silvershadow13 3

Saturday 11 September 2010 23:14

you shouldve thrown some used tp over the wall to shut him up

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WiseGuy79 14

Saturday 11 September 2010 23:36

Lol Did he offer u some pepto bismol atleast?

strawberrybanana_fml 1

Saturday 11 September 2010 23:37

gross yet hilarious!

rwctkd95 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 23:37

that's life

Eroe 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 23:44

Haha, what did you guys talk about? I'm curious.

fritidsistorefri 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 23:44

That's a great story for the grandkids!

praayforplagues 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 23:44

LMAAAO, at least he didn't ask you how you got it or told you how he got his!

uss125 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 23:47

I hate this app it never post my comments

ThatLooksSticky 16

Sunday 12 September 2010 3:03

I agree. where do all the comments go?!

ILovesMahBridge 0

Monday 13 September 2010 1:52

You lie!

sweetTnt_fml 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 23:50

hah. u rel schupid

Dolfyutt 3

Sunday 12 September 2010 6:48

The only word I could even remotely understand was "hah," which is not technically a word.

ILovesMahBridge 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 9:14

Wlel at laest eye cna splel!

RoccoRox 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 23:51

that's shitty.

LiL_MiSS_LYMARiZ 5

Saturday 11 September 2010 23:55

why would you take a shit at walmart

MsBrainDamage 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 0:55

he had diarrhea couldn't hold it in

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Same thing different taste

Jeremy?

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Not now, mate

Bathroom break

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