Intimacy: Today, I had a pretty big erection while getting checked out...

By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 17:34 - United States

Today, I had a pretty big erection while getting checked out at the airport. The security guard was scanning my potentially "dangerous" erection for at least one long minute in front of my wife, kids, and 20 people behind me. FML

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By jennyygrace - 11/07/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, I was walking through airport security when a guard began making lewd gestures at his crotch, while looking at me. I was outraged until I realized he was trying to tell me that my fly was down. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML

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TSA

By androgynous - 30/03/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I was going through airport security. As my bags were being scanned, I was told that I was selected for extra searching. Right as the security guard was about to frisk me, he froze up and asked me, "You're a male, right?" I am, and I used to think that it was obvious. FML

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By sufia - 29/09/2016 11:14 - Pakistan

Today, I was traveling. At airport security, the woman patting me down felt something "down there" and asked me what I was wearing. I told her it was a sanitary napkin. She put her hands inside my pants just to be sure. FML

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By Traveler - 09/10/2015 02:06

Today, I learned that your crotch can just light up on the body scanner in the airport for no apparent reason; and when that happens, a thorough pat down of that area will be performed by a confused security officer. FML

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By GothicbunnyxC - 28/01/2012 23:31 - Canada

Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML

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By ... - 27/11/2008 05:30 - France

Today, I was in India. At the airport, the men and women were being searched separately. The guy welcoming us pointed me towards the women's area. I had to explain to him that I was a guy. It took 15 minutes. FML

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Revealing

By doody - 30/12/2009 22:42 - United States

Today, I was in a busy airport bathroom with my three year-old son. While in the process of pulling my pants down, my son decided to open the stall door. I jumped up to yank the door closed, but not before the line of waiting women saw me with my pants wrapped around my ankles. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2020 18:00

Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML

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_insertnamehere_ 0

Monday 1 June 2009 0:55

well, they had to make it sure it wouldn't go off at any time...

josface 0

Monday 1 June 2009 0:56

Poor kids.

Comments

Night22_fml 4

Monday 1 June 2009 1:08

Nowadays, everything's a weapon, even a boner, you could kill a man :P

TheWorldChampion 5

Monday 1 June 2009 1:08

this is kinda why I like being a girl. hahaha! like, if girls all of a sudden start their period and it gets on their pants, you can pretty much disguise it. you can't really disguise an erection. hahahahahhaa! aww.

1221jamw 11

Friday 30 April 2010 5:09

well umm -coughcamletoecough-

sydmadhurf 6

Monday 2 May 2011 5:58

ok u totally didn't have to go there haha.. just kidding but totally agreed!! other than periods, childbirth, self esteem issues, etc etc, erections would suck!! yayy I'm glad to be a girl:P

substantialHack 0

Friday 5 August 2011 4:30

How do you disguise a huge rush if blood from your ******???

losergirl 0

Monday 1 June 2009 1:09

hahahah #1 ftw. also, when girls get aroused... it's a good thing we don't get erections xD

mylifeisFML56 0

Monday 1 June 2009 1:10

u had a big erection and it got noticed... not that much of an FML

BulldogQB4 0

Monday 1 June 2009 1:11

That's not bad for you though. I'd be pretty pleased w myself if I got an erection and they were like "this could be a lethal weapon"....wait nvm.....over 3 oz of fluid is a no no lol.