Intimacy: Today, I had a pretty big erection while getting checked out...

By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 17:34 - United States

Today, I had a pretty big erection while getting checked out at the airport. The security guard was scanning my potentially "dangerous" erection for at least one long minute in front of my wife, kids, and 20 people behind me. FML

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By jennyygrace - 11/07/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, I was walking through airport security when a guard began making lewd gestures at his crotch, while looking at me. I was outraged until I realized he was trying to tell me that my fly was down. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML

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By androgynous - 30/03/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I was going through airport security. As my bags were being scanned, I was told that I was selected for extra searching. Right as the security guard was about to frisk me, he froze up and asked me, "You're a male, right?" I am, and I used to think that it was obvious. FML

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By sufia - 29/09/2016 11:14 - Pakistan

Today, I was traveling. At airport security, the woman patting me down felt something "down there" and asked me what I was wearing. I told her it was a sanitary napkin. She put her hands inside my pants just to be sure. FML

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By Traveler - 09/10/2015 02:06

Today, I learned that your crotch can just light up on the body scanner in the airport for no apparent reason; and when that happens, a thorough pat down of that area will be performed by a confused security officer. FML

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By GothicbunnyxC - 28/01/2012 23:31 - Canada

Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML

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By ... - 27/11/2008 05:30 - France

Today, I was in India. At the airport, the men and women were being searched separately. The guy welcoming us pointed me towards the women's area. I had to explain to him that I was a guy. It took 15 minutes. FML

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By doody - 30/12/2009 22:42 - United States

Today, I was in a busy airport bathroom with my three year-old son. While in the process of pulling my pants down, my son decided to open the stall door. I jumped up to yank the door closed, but not before the line of waiting women saw me with my pants wrapped around my ankles. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2020 18:00

Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML

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_insertnamehere_ 0

Monday 1 June 2009 0:55

well, they had to make it sure it wouldn't go off at any time...

josface 0

Monday 1 June 2009 0:56

Poor kids.

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FMLfangirl89 0

Monday 1 June 2009 1:48

airport security makes me hot too.

hey_nightmare 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 19:19

win :D.

p0kegeek 4

Monday 1 June 2009 1:51

now you can say that you've got a weapon of mass destruction in your pants.

sapphyre13 0

Monday 10 January 2011 3:30

LOLOLOL WIN

chux4w 0

Monday 1 June 2009 1:52

Did you really have to specify that it was "pretty big"? No one likes a bragger :D

luckyyyy 0

Monday 1 June 2009 1:55

you could get an erection at any time so i don't blame you OP FYL

oligopsony 0

Monday 1 June 2009 1:57

yes random boners happen but you should be able to put it down quickly.

kellster 2

Monday 1 June 2009 2:01

Wow, wtf. Learn some quick fixes, man!

Always_Abby 0

Monday 1 June 2009 2:04

What the hell got you turned on at an airport? o_o; Poor children.

Always_Abby 0

Monday 1 June 2009 2:04

What the hell got you turned on at an airport? o_o; Poor children.

a1mostevi1 0

Monday 1 June 2009 2:04

how long is a long minute? it is like the different from a dozen and a bakers dozen?

meadowlark 0

Monday 1 June 2009 2:05

For all they know, it could have been a pipe bomb.

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