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By Anonymous - 14/01/2022 07:58

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Today, while on vacation, I lost my virginity to this really cute girl from Canada. I texted my older cousin to brag about it, to which he replied, “A girl from Canada? That’s the oldest cliché lie in the book.” I didn’t know it was cliché. FML
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Marcella1016 31

Had you known, would you not have had sex with her?

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randybryant799 20

I'm so confused. You got laid but now you're unhappy because of something your cousin said?

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Marcella1016 31

Had you known, would you not have had sex with her?

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Alan 54

The point is that his cousin is implying that he's making it up. Hence the "cliché" line (I even over-empathised it with the title).

randybryant799 20

I'm so confused. You got laid but now you're unhappy because of something your cousin said?

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jeffprobs 29

Rude, girls from canada are the best, don’t need the haters

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Grumpy Jack 26

Wish I could've tried them !

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Royal Sataness 4

I didn't know it was a cliché either. but who cares where she was from? still got laid

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shello_liv22 5

I didn’t know that was a cliche either, sounds like you may have been bragging too much and he was trying to calm you down

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RichardPencil 30

It does sound sketchy to say the girl was from a large country. You should be able to say what city she was from, like Montreal, Toronto, Regina or Albuquerque.

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Grumpy Jack 26

Albuquerque is in.. New Mexico. Unless there is actually another city named Albuquerque in Canada.

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RichardPencil 30

I know, I've been there. I was just testing to see who was paying attention. YOU WIN! I'll send you one of my many mini-waffle makers.

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