By Anonymous - 15/10/2015 20:44 - United Kingdom - Hampton Hill

Today, I got turned down by my dream job because their rival company happens to be called my exact name. I'm now known as "The Spy". FML
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olpally 32

That's a pretty cool new name you have though... Side note: dick move by the company to not hire you for that reason. Stupid.

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christinamarie17 29

What's your name then?

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forabrighter 12

Kmart i told you girl Walmart was not going to hire you

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luk32 9

There was a guy named Sam Sung working at Apple. Is that you?

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pandainspandex 19

Uh, probably not, since OP specifically says they didn't get the job... It's like right there in the FML, man.

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NozomiTojo 21

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess your name is John Lewis.

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IreneProblems 14

I'm gonna guess Ronald McDonald. Who guessed your name right, OP?

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BurnInDemonFire 33

I bet you wish your parents never christened you Taco Bell.

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Person58 17

Apply for a job at their rival company then.

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EbyKat 16

This is why you shouldn't name your child Apple.

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worldclassrager 39

They don't know what they are missing...their loss

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playwfire 5

There is Plenty of Fish in the sea of jobs in this world...you'll find one soon Ashley Madison!

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