Miscellaneous: Today, I got trapped in a glass elevator at the mall. My father...

By Anonymous - 05/07/2011 22:37 - United States

Today, I got trapped in a glass elevator at the mall. My father walked right by the elevator, laughed and went into a store. A fireman got me out. FML

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By Mylifesucks - 23/05/2013 05:11 - United States - Lexington

Today, I was stuck in my apartment complex's elevator. I was shouting out for help when a voice came screaming, "This is the fire department." I was relieved until he said, "Just kidding." FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - 09/05/2023 03:00

Today, I got stuck in a revolving door and had to be rescued by the fire department after about 30 minutes of walking in circles with no open exit. At least they got a good laugh out of it. FML

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By random875 - 07/01/2015 06:03 - United States - Owings Mills

Today, I got stuck in an elevator. I called the fire department and told them where I was. They said they'd be right there and not to panic. It's hour 6. FML

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By anonymous - 10/08/2011 04:31 - United States

Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fire alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, and sprinted for the door. FML

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By ouchers - 11/06/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2013 07:18 - United States - Modesto

Today, I worked up my courage and took an elevator for the first time in my life. Unfortunately, it was also my first time getting trapped for several hours in an elevator. FML

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Open door policy

By Luke Sparacio - 24/11/2023 00:00

Today, while we were exploring a building, my dad and I somehow got separated. After about 30 seconds, I found him on the other side of a door, so I went to go through what I thought was a door. Instead, I smashed my head on a windowpane and collapsed to the floor in pain in front of 5 people. FML

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You deserved it 189

By Jer - 15/07/2013 23:36 - United States - Louisville

Today, I knocked over a display case at a mall, shattering hundreds of dollars in goods. Embarrassed, I tried to scurry out of the nearest door without being seen. I scuttled right into the janitor's closet, the door automatically locking behind me. I waited for an hour to be let out. FML

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You deserved it 48 744

By facefuckedguy - 12/08/2014 21:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML

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Panic!

By Lotje13 - 01/01/2012 00:19 - Hungary

Today, I was sleeping over at a friend's house. I went and took a shower, and as I tried to get out, the door jammed. I called my friend for help, and after much tugging, the glass shattered all over me. She panicked and sent her dad to rescue me. It was the first time he and I had met. FML

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xXSillyLoveXx 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 8:47

Should've flashed the whole mall and frantically yelled "I THOUGHT IT WAS ONE-WAY GLASS!!!!!"

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Wednesday 6 July 2011 8:43

Well, what was he supposed to do, break the glass?

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edgarme85 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 15:06

hahaha your dad was probably the one who called the fireman from the store he went too! relax.

allotheabove123 0

Monday 11 July 2011 7:32

That ****** sucks!

Nwthatzfunny 9

Wednesday 14 March 2012 6:16

datz messd up daddy

147tommy147 1

Wednesday 5 September 2012 16:04

I agree, your life sucks.

xRezSynn 15

Wednesday 23 January 2013 18:45

And that is the definition of a dad.

The_9th_Doctor 18

Thursday 12 September 2013 19:20

it's glass. why didn't you just break the glass to get out?

Pelpa 6

Monday 28 July 2014 4:04

Um... Because it would hurt like hell? Because the glass could be too hard to break? Because they would be fined for damages?

fantasyworld 37

Monday 29 June 2015 19:57

What was he supposed to do?

teacupofsunshine 29

Friday 4 December 2015 6:36

Your dad was just being silly and making you sweat. He was probly getting someone to look into it. Stores have phones and such.

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