Miscellaneous: Today, I got trapped in a glass elevator at the mall. My father...

By Anonymous - 05/07/2011 22:37 - United States

Today, I got trapped in a glass elevator at the mall. My father walked right by the elevator, laughed and went into a store. A fireman got me out. FML

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By Mylifesucks - 23/05/2013 05:11 - United States - Lexington

Today, I was stuck in my apartment complex's elevator. I was shouting out for help when a voice came screaming, "This is the fire department." I was relieved until he said, "Just kidding." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2023 03:00

Today, I got stuck in a revolving door and had to be rescued by the fire department after about 30 minutes of walking in circles with no open exit. At least they got a good laugh out of it. FML

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By random875 - 07/01/2015 06:03 - United States - Owings Mills

Today, I got stuck in an elevator. I called the fire department and told them where I was. They said they'd be right there and not to panic. It's hour 6. FML

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By anonymous - 10/08/2011 04:31 - United States

Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fire alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, and sprinted for the door. FML

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You deserved it 2 631

By ouchers - 11/06/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

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You deserved it 339 165

By Anonymous - 15/02/2013 07:18 - United States - Modesto

Today, I worked up my courage and took an elevator for the first time in my life. Unfortunately, it was also my first time getting trapped for several hours in an elevator. FML

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You deserved it 4 069

Open door policy

By Luke Sparacio - 24/11/2023 00:00

Today, while we were exploring a building, my dad and I somehow got separated. After about 30 seconds, I found him on the other side of a door, so I went to go through what I thought was a door. Instead, I smashed my head on a windowpane and collapsed to the floor in pain in front of 5 people. FML

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You deserved it 189

By Jer - 15/07/2013 23:36 - United States - Louisville

Today, I knocked over a display case at a mall, shattering hundreds of dollars in goods. Embarrassed, I tried to scurry out of the nearest door without being seen. I scuttled right into the janitor's closet, the door automatically locking behind me. I waited for an hour to be let out. FML

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You deserved it 48 744

By facefuckedguy - 12/08/2014 21:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML

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You deserved it 10 022

Panic!

By Lotje13 - 01/01/2012 00:19 - Hungary

Today, I was sleeping over at a friend's house. I went and took a shower, and as I tried to get out, the door jammed. I called my friend for help, and after much tugging, the glass shattered all over me. She panicked and sent her dad to rescue me. It was the first time he and I had met. FML

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xXSillyLoveXx 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 8:47

Should've flashed the whole mall and frantically yelled "I THOUGHT IT WAS ONE-WAY GLASS!!!!!"

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Wednesday 6 July 2011 8:43

Well, what was he supposed to do, break the glass?

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firefighter7111 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 17:48

well trays what us firefighters do best :)

jaimecurrent 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 2:43

makes me wanna get stuck in an elevator lol

EZ2XLR8 7

Wednesday 6 July 2011 18:15

What did you expect your dad to do? Pry open the door with his bare hands?

JokerJohn7 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 18:34

YDI for ditching your dad and going in the elevator without him. Yea, I know exactly what happened, sis.

MissSwiss_27 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 19:15

hope the fire man was Hot*

RuCheezBurger 10

Wednesday 6 July 2011 19:39

Be happy the support didn't fail and drop the elevator.

blanccamaro74 6

Wednesday 6 July 2011 22:48

did u ever think maybe ur dad called the fire dept

ih82bl8 2

Wednesday 6 July 2011 23:30

at least you got out

SirObvious 1

Thursday 7 July 2011 0:06

solution:sleep with the fireman.

jaimecurrent 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 2:41

I would say winning if he was a hot firefighter!!!

ItzKymra 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 7:20

Ftw OP's dad! lmao but that does suck. And most firemen are hot so.....(:

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