Animals: Today, I got to go back into my house after it had been tented....

By ahdeadcats - 31/08/2009 07:37 - United States

Today, I got to go back into my house after it had been tented. Suddenly, a foul stench filled my house. My husband checked all around the house and finally checked under the house. There were more than 12 dead stray cats under our house, and guess who was in charge of pulling them out? FML

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Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML

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Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML

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By Traumatized cat owner - 23/09/2023 09:00 - United States

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Today, the abandoned cat that I took in for the night and during bad weather seems to have spread fleas around my house. They're everywhere. FML

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Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML

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By itchy itches - 23/08/2020 05:05 - United States

Today, my neighbor brought home a box of kittens he found in the park. Instead of calling animal control, he decided to keep them. Besides the incessant meowing throughout the day and night, a massive horde of fleas decided to migrate through his light sockets and into my nice clean apartment. FML

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Julle_fml 0

Monday 31 August 2009 13:38

Wow... You managed to mention the word "house" 5 times within that little space...

valuemeal2 1

Monday 31 August 2009 13:54

Aww, poor cats.

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BurlyWurly 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 8:29

Let's just look on the bright side and celebrate the fact that there are 12 less cats in the world now.

jessicaax 0

Monday 7 September 2009 4:38

Her house WAS being tented, so she wasn't living there, so she didn't know about the cats.

muffinsareyummy 1

Monday 7 September 2009 9:06

lol @ how many times the op used the word "house" but seriously? fyl? **** the cats lives.

Dominion10 4

Friday 25 September 2009 6:29

'12 less cats in the world'. Stfu, you stupid twats. You ******* disgust me.

Shlaya 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 23:10

Aww, but gross

AnnoyingFlamingo 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 15:29

Why is it the husbands job? If women are equal to men there is no reason the male has to pick up the cats. Compromise time! He picks up 6 and she picks up 6. Problem solved. The best husband wife bonding time is over the dead fumes and carcasses of cats.