By pixie09 - 08/11/2010 20:43 - United States

Today, I got sentenced to 20 hours community service for having a boy in my room an hour after floor hours. If I don't do the community service, I could get kicked out of the dorm and put on probation at my college. We were breaking up. FML
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Zmeilerr 22

it's college they need to stop treating you like little kids.

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madasmercury 0

This fml confuses me :/ Why would a college be able to sentence you to community service?

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bamagrl410 31

Most colleges in the US have visitor hours. they do that so that it doesn't disrupt everyone else. I personally think it's dumb and break that all the time myself. YDI just for getting caught. I know several RAs and they only make rounds at certain times for reports. It's not that hard to avoid being seen.

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perdix 29

They don't care whether you were studying Bible verse or knitting mittens for the blind, the rules about having MOSs in your room after a certain hour are the ******* rules. Live by them or go to school elsewhere. Anyways, the college was right -- they know that break-up sex is the hottest sex there is. They didn't want your orgasmic screams and groans waking everyone else up and making them envious and horny.

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innerexlet 0

... perdix just mind****ed me again. when ppl I know break up they don't have sex, they just whine to me about it.

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proski 0

do the community service

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Person1233 12

Just tell them you were having sex. You just might get kicked out!

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Sammara 0

My college had rules like that, but people broke them all the time and never got caught because they weren't bothering anyone. Were you screaming or something?

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ctx2014 0

omg I bet you go to Concordia ???

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