By Anonymous - 18/06/2016 14:09 - United States - Concord

Spicy
Today, I got really horny during a 10 hour shift, so I snuck into a storage room and relieved myself. Then as I went to leave the room, I noticed the security camera above the door. FML
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theamazingd 17

Probably should have gone to the bathroom, as those don't tend to have cameras.

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BadDay98 18

Storage room? Do you not have a bathroom at work?

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cookieees42 2

Where is it you work hopefully not with food?

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freddygasman 18

I don't remember ordering custard filled donuts

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musoboy 22

if he washed his hands properly before returning to work, hygiene will not be a problem.

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dontknow1 19

Maybe you ask for a favor to the security guy, you can have a happy time in the bathroom and nobody will know because there's not cameras in there.

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heirofhope 38

Was there no possible way you could have waited? Seriously?

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onlinetroll 14

Should have done it at managers office tbh

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freddygasman 18

that's only if you want a promotion or raise, and then it's not you that you're pleasuring.

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SimplySaraya 9

Please tell me you don't work at a grocery store

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OMGITSTANA 15

I HOPE THEY SEE U ON THE CAMREA HOPE IT DOESNT COME TO U RAPING SOMEONE CAUSE U CANT CONTROL YOUR SELF

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malsomethingorrather 5

Because having a sneaky wank is exactly the same as raping someone. Go see a therapist.

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Shay_Shay97 23

For real, dude? Have you ever heard of a stall? Jesus.

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jackroarrr 25

Are there no bathrooms ?? Are you that much of a perv you couldn't hold off until you got home.

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Psyker_Girl 13

Have some self control man, seriously.

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