Transportation: Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop...

By 613tanner - 19/05/2011 05:30

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

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By wrongcar - 03/11/2009 18:00 - United States

Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML

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By buttfingers - 26/12/2015 17:37 - United States - Houston

Today, I accidentally edged over the speed limit and got pulled over. The officer asked me if I knew why he'd pulled me over. Before I could say something diplomatic, my dad said from the passenger seat, "Because you're a prick in fancy dress?" I got ticketed. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 14:16 - United States

Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML

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By ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2015 20:13 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, while driving home, I saw a cop with a speed gun "hidden" by the side of the road. I went to slow down so the fuck-knob wouldn't be able to ticket me. I then had a brain-fart and floored the gas instead of hitting the brakes. Hello speeding ticket. FML

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By yulis - 30/11/2013 19:21 - United States - Hagerstown

Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML

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By Jack.mercado - 19/03/2016 16:58 - United States

Today, being the new driver I am, I was trying to keep my speed at posted because I know that cops will target me. I ended up getting pulled over for my too-low speed and given a ticket because I was holding up a line of cars. FML

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By TheBRADLeyB - 16/04/2009 18:52 - United States

Today, I was going 73 in a 55 on a country road when an oncoming cop passed me. He pulled a U turn. I turned off the main road and took random turns. I got lost, was 30 minutes late to work, and the cop still found me and gave me two tickets. I had to ask him for directions. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2023 05:00 - United States - Corinth

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I know that I was in the wrong and will take responsibility for that. When the cop handed me my ticket, he asked me if I was smoking crack. I denied it because I don't do drugs. He asked me what that foul odor was. I was passing gas. FML

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sxe_beast 11

Thursday 19 May 2011 11:52

Were you driving a DeLorean?

llCHR15ll 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 11:57

you didn't engage the flux capacitor. hopefully you will learn from this crucial mistake.

Comments

iLazy 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 12:04

YDI for trying to be a smart aleck

Garyy_fml 11

Thursday 19 May 2011 13:35

I agree. "I was trying to go back in time" is something you'd see in children's shows.

llCHR15ll 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 13:43

lol @ garyy mocking the dead bin laden

Garyy_fml 11

Friday 20 May 2011 3:50

What was wrong with my comment?! So many thumbs down

GloriousWhorious 6

Friday 20 May 2011 4:54

How do you not get it at this point? It's a reference to Back to the Future; 88 mph is the speed the DeLorean needs to go to jump through time.

VitaLp 14

Saturday 21 May 2011 7:50

I think everyone gets it. He still deserves it for saying something so stupid to a cop.

Carlo3 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 12:05

what a jerk...maybe this is why I wouldn't be a good cop

chuckscrotch 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 12:07

win.

CateXOX 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 12:08

Are you serious? Did you really think you would get away with that?

Perdition 4

Thursday 19 May 2011 12:11

You, sir, are a moron. You obviously weren't driving during the proper lightning storm.

nunsrtight69 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 12:50

ha nice

jennifer93 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 12:15

ydi for being sarcastic to a cop

LilTiki559 13

Thursday 19 May 2011 13:26

Nice eyes, feels like..they just draw you in.

TheJester12 15

Thursday 19 May 2011 14:11

lol I'm pictureing this guy totally stoned, saying like 1 word every 10 seconds. yes, pretty eyes though.

jennifer93 0

Friday 20 May 2011 2:48

lol thanks

madreedy 7

Thursday 19 May 2011 12:16

And ??

nhcutie96 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 12:23

you shoulda said you were rushing to meet him(:

alaskasfml 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 13:03

"i've always had a thing for a man(or woman) in uniform. ;)" if i was a cop and someone said they were "rushing to meet me" and then proceeded to hit on me i'd be like "nevermind. have a good day." and leave.

cgchamp89 7

Thursday 19 May 2011 14:35

And that, sir, is why you will never be a cop.

FreebirdIII 1

Thursday 19 May 2011 15:15

Everyones Russian. Sorry. I know I know.

catkat1988 17

Thursday 19 May 2011 12:25

So, what you're saying is really, "Today, I was speeding and being cheeky to the cop who pulled me over, and I got a ticket. FML." - Honestly, if you don't want tickets for speeding, then don't do it.