Love: Today, I got on one knee in front of my girlfriend. I pulled... - FML

By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 15:47 - United States - Arlington

Today, I got on one knee in front of my girlfriend. I pulled out the ring, uttered the words, "Lisa, will you…" then abruptly shat my pants. FML

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By CombatShadow45 - 25/11/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt down on one knee and asked her. Her response was "you're kneeling in dog poop." I looked down. She was right. FML

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By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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Timing is everything

By -bird-poop- - 10/10/2009 12:52 - Germany

Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML

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By anonymous - 02/09/2014 18:58 - United States - Wolcott

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML

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By maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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By gutted - 07/05/2012 02:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

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Happy now?

By minime94 - 15/11/2012 06:35 - United States - Sunset

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML

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By sothatsano - 16/12/2015 08:56 - United States - Spokane

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML

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Thanks, I guess…

By Anonymous - 02/11/2018 03:00

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 00:02

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML

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mrtonyanderson 20

Sunday 5 October 2014 20:20

Smooth

sarah5745 41

Sunday 5 October 2014 20:20

Holy crap! Didn't see that coming op ;)

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KatyLarae 13

Monday 6 October 2014 5:54

Great idea! Girls love a guy who can make them laugh!

ostfaiz 18

Monday 6 October 2014 9:27

so now a days girls do have priorities!

ostfaiz 18

Monday 6 October 2014 6:41

...and the sentence got completed, m looking forward for Lisa's revert further!

ThexFroggyGirl 21

Monday 6 October 2014 6:51

If she really loved you, she'd have laughed really hard and accepted your proposal anyways

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 6 October 2014 7:33

At least you didn't say, "Lisa, you make me feel like..."

drc428 5

Monday 6 October 2014 8:23

This reminds me of a show with weddings that went wrong and there was this couple that had all kind of bad things happening to them and one was that all the wedding guests got stomach problems and diarrhea from the flower girl which had a virus apparently highly contagious and fast acting. The couple spent their wedding night in the toilet and she even got a leprechaun green wedding dress because they messed up the order for the dress, and something went wrong with her makeup and the music band and the decor too. It was an fml wedding totally. Turns out they are happily married for years and nothing bad happened to them up to date. I hope you both went over this shitty proposal and got married and that you are happy. If she loves you she would go past this as a bad thing and rather look at it with humor and understanding.

sartrow 8

Monday 6 October 2014 15:32

rite outta harlequin romance , so what did she say? don't leave us in the lurch you silly goose : )

shinikageWolf 15

Monday 6 October 2014 15:36

Did she say no, so you can run away and clean up? Because if she said yes there is like no escaping the hug and kissed of that...

Foxy_On_Fire 21

Monday 6 October 2014 15:59

Well that's a sign

Hiktmae 20

Monday 6 October 2014 18:14

Awe it really sucks when nerves get the best of you :( I hope that she was gracious and caring about what happened, I wish you the best of luck OP

NotARealThing 4

Monday 6 October 2014 18:26

What a shitty way to propose...

150493x 29

Tuesday 7 October 2014 22:21

No. Just no.

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