Transportation: Today, I got my new license plate, which is the story of my life....

By Casey W - 13/03/2017 12:00

Today, I got my new license plate, which is the story of my life. FML

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By HellisLikeTheDMV - 13/07/2012 15:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML

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By calidumbass - 14/01/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, I had a rude awakening after a traffic accident the day before. I'd fled the scene to avoid having to pay hefty damage fines. I would have gotten away with it too, if my license plate hadn't fallen off and incriminated me. FML

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By dm206 - 10/06/2009 17:47 - United States

Today, I decided that I was going to get my front license plate put back on my car after two years of having it off. In these two years I somehow never got pulled over for it, as it is illegal to drive without one in MD. On my way there, I got pulled over for not having a front license plate. FML

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By HeShe - 06/09/2009 17:10 - United States

Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML

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You deserved it 3 939

By faye - 14/02/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I got my license renewed and the woman behind the desk looked at me and said "guess we need to update the weight, huh?". FML

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You deserved it 6 008

By hockusa3 - 11/09/2014 15:44 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2014 16:27 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I spent a quarter of an hour trying to figure out why my car wouldn't unlock, then why my number plate had changed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 124

You deserved it 26 000

By llozano715 - 13/09/2010 05:41 - France

Today, I got the car of my dreams. My daughter also learned how to write her name. Now I have "LAUREN" across the side of my car. FML

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You deserved it 4 808

By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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Monday 13 March 2017 14:45

From what we can see if it there are only four letters which means it's a custom plate. You did that to yourself.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 13 March 2017 14:04

Ugh! They misspelled FML! Or is it "**** my ******* life!"

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onceuponatime456 16

Tuesday 14 March 2017 14:44

Why is a special order license plate an FML?

awesomeamandas 37

Tuesday 14 March 2017 23:27

is there supposed to be a photo for this fml? there isn't one on here and on a few others under the fml photos.

Alan 54

Wednesday 15 March 2017 9:45

Update your app to the latest version, the pictures will appear like magic :)

wickedgetz 30

Wednesday 26 April 2017 13:25

this looks custom...I feel for you if that number plate represents your life. on the other hand it is on a Subaru so life cant be that bad

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