Miscellaneous: Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML - FML

By macguy - 20/10/2016 14:25 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML

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By irony, huh? - 20/10/2019 14:00

Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML

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By Aaron - 14/05/2009 21:23 - United States

Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML

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By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

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By insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2012 10:42 - Australia

Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

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By chilegrande - 01/03/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, I was mugged while on my way to the bookstore. I'd saved up for months to make a mega-purchase of study materials for my major, only for it to be taken away in a few seconds by some lowlife thug. FML

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By Username - 10/07/2012 15:27 - United States

Today, I got mugged in broad daylight, in a park, by a teenage girl. To top it off, I'm a grown man. FML

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FrozenMusic 26

Friday 21 October 2016 12:34

I bet you're not lovin' it

J352SAURUS 30

Friday 21 October 2016 12:25

Well that's not a very happy meal. What a McJerk. People will steal anything, I swear. Sorry about that OP.

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cornyrob 33

Friday 21 October 2016 14:20

Then don't go around bragging about your "big" Mac.

Arashikage 18

Friday 21 October 2016 20:28

That made no sense

swervelol 28

Friday 21 October 2016 14:39

No way! Just the other day I overheard someone say the same thing! These burger-laries are getting out of hand!

trucker2 33

Friday 21 October 2016 17:19

You want my fries with that !

Dark_Cecilia 20

Friday 21 October 2016 19:10

Wait wtf. Mcdonalds is gross. Maybe they just wanted to try mugging someone? Not acceptable, but it explains it...

samlovesham1234 9

Friday 21 October 2016 19:45

What the **** indeed!

jbivens1992 17

Friday 21 October 2016 20:39

Wow...just...wow.

Le_ponderer 14

Friday 21 October 2016 21:16

People are not themselves when they are hungry... sorry about that OP.

bretzeller 13

Friday 21 October 2016 21:52

Hamburgler?

assmonkeies 1

Saturday 22 October 2016 1:35

Niggers gonna nig.

Dilexar 26

Saturday 22 October 2016 4:21

I already know thisll get buried, ill be surprised if it doesnt get moderated lmao

MidnaLink 33

Saturday 22 October 2016 5:45

Already reported it. Burn in Hell, assmonkeies.

JonCena 10

Saturday 22 October 2016 14:45

this is in the Phillipines...

MidnaLink 33

Saturday 22 October 2016 18:35

So? What, stealing is allowed in the Philippines?

claudiajean 24

Saturday 22 October 2016 1:52

I found out the other day that my boss got mugged by a cat for her shoes, so it could be worse hahaha

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