Animals: Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday...

By jacky tu - 16/10/2010 03:06 - United States

Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML

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By SchoolFMLs - 27/02/2014 18:30 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I was supposed to be studying for an important exam. My parents decided to make me go to a surprise birthday party instead. We weren't allowed to leave until the party was over. The party was for the dog. FML

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By BirthdayBoy - 28/03/2015 03:42 - United States - Madison

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

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You deserved it 3 140

By blue15564 - 26/09/2016 21:52 - United States - Davenport

Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML

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You deserved it 1 145

By Giraafe - 09/05/2016 17:53 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, I got grounded because I didn't send my aunt a Mother's Day present. Not only is she not married she doesn't have kids. FML

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You deserved it 1 234

By MeanMother - 28/06/2012 20:29 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML

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By mydadforgetsme - 04/11/2015 17:26 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML

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You deserved it 1 466

By crimsoncon - 25/11/2011 10:24

Today, my dog nearly died when my mom fed him chocolate. After finding out dogs are not supposed to eat chocolate, she promptly grounded me for not telling her. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML

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You deserved it 140

By gothchick201013 - 09/09/2016 18:43 - United States - Dayton

Today, my dog kept barking at the door, and I jokingly shouted, "Language!" My mom heard and grounded me for yelling at the dog. FML

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You deserved it 1 120

By Meowit - 07/09/2014 03:06 - United States - Livonia

Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML

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Tewpawn 4

Saturday 16 October 2010 8:54

you sick person. poor dog.

MAGNAVOX 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 9:03

Did they save you cake in a doggie bag?

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HaxivX 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 9:25

I agree with 1

milakitty21 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 9:27

You must be white. I've only heard of white people throwing parties for their dogs.

perdix 29

Saturday 16 October 2010 9:42

I hope this isn't where we break out all of the Michael Vick jokes.

I'madumbass 19

Tuesday 13 June 2017 18:20

Racist!!!!!!!

sk8erd 15

Saturday 16 October 2010 9:31

you ditched ur dog...? for what?

Doortje 29

Saturday 16 October 2010 9:42

you should've gotten him a bone-r.

amazinemo578 4

Saturday 16 October 2010 9:45

ydi he's gunna shit on ur pillow

rookanga 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 10:02

poor dog

reca89 5

Saturday 16 October 2010 10:29

meanie!

skwishTHEfishyy 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 10:39

asshole == the party was ******* awesome.

ObviouslyJesus 1

Saturday 16 October 2010 10:41

What a ****** up family. Fyl

garza559 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 11:06

what the **** were you thinking?!

I'madumbass 19

Tuesday 13 June 2017 18:21

OP is probably a dumbass. I should know. Read my username.

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