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By zacharynedley - 06/01/2015 00:16 - United States - Elkridge

Today, I got fired from my job because my boss thinks that me doing everything he says makes me untrustworthy. FML

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By Worky Workerton - 22/09/2016 17:14 - United States - Oakland

Today, I was fired without warning from my job because I was not consulting my boss about things like washing dishes and throwing away garbage. Basically, I was fired for being too good at my job. FML

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By gt - 23/09/2010 00:52 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML

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By trollbot13 - 24/10/2016 09:39 - India - Hyderabad

Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my boss's words, "Abided by company policy to such an extent that customers were starting to hate me." FML

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By Tired - 17/08/2016 17:51

Today, I got in trouble with my boss for doing what she wanted me to do. I guess she didn't think I would do it, so she did it herself. FML

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By Lexiebear27 - 19/09/2011 15:56 - United States

Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML

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Everyone is replaceable

By Anonymous - 05/06/2023 12:00

Today, I got in an argument with my boss and I dared him to fire me because he has always said he couldn’t run the shop without me. Turns out he was just being nice all this time, my job could in fact be done by his 14 year-old niece with no training in two thirds the time. Yes, he fired me. FML

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By Anon - 27/08/2015 08:37 - United States

Today, I was telling my coworker that I was considering quitting the shady, 50-shades-of-scum business we work at. He snitched to our boss, who quickly fired me on bullshit charges of incompetence, theft, and workplace bullying. I guess I'm not getting a good reference from him. FML

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By fml - 05/02/2009 11:41 - United States

Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML

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Make your mind up

By Jason Brazil - 13/08/2019 14:00

Today, my boss threatened to fire me because I'm unproductive, and haven't been doing anything. He doesn't tell me what to do, and expects me to read his mind. When I ask him what he wants me to do, he gets pissed and says that I should already know what to do. FML

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By David - 02/09/2016 06:01 - United States - London

Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML

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Jasim 17

Tuesday 6 January 2015 11:41

He's an idiot. That's for sure. Or afraid of you taking his place.

Exodiafinder687 58

Tuesday 6 January 2015 13:00

Boss: Copy these forms for me. New Employee: Go **** yourself. Boss: You deserve a promotion!

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Rkikkas9713 25

Tuesday 6 January 2015 14:05

A majority of places are 'at-will employment' and that means they can fire you at any time, for any reason.

vikky538 28

Tuesday 6 January 2015 14:09

that's the stupidest reason I have ever heard...

CaroAurelia 12

Tuesday 6 January 2015 14:15

You can't win with some people.

keiNan_fml 35

Tuesday 6 January 2015 16:38

how ******* ridiculous, he doesn't know how to repay for loyalty and hard work.

Jesse_Bitch 9

Tuesday 6 January 2015 16:39

He's an idiot. Maybe you should sue his ass... the American way.

lillypinkxo 6

Tuesday 6 January 2015 16:41

If anything it should make you more trustworthy

Omniprism 14

Tuesday 6 January 2015 18:03

Go to HR if there is one and complain.

miss82_fml 2

Tuesday 6 January 2015 18:56

Wow that sounds just like my old boss!! I quit FTHAT shut you don't need it!

firecracker5 11

Tuesday 6 January 2015 19:38

You got something on your nose....

lily1006 3

Tuesday 6 January 2015 19:47

That's just wrong!!! Hope you'll fight back. Seriously, he's not in his right! Good Luck!

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Today, our company got hacked. Our secretary fell for someone badly impersonating the head of customer service and sent them a full list of employee information from one of our new clients. The boss wants to blame us in IT for not training her on how to avoid this. He fell for a phishing attack last week. FML

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Today, I have a horribly painful throat infection and can't talk. In spite of this, Dad keeps insisting I call people for him, meaning I have to make use of a text to speech program. Eight out of twelve people I've called on his behalf have hung up, thinking I'm a scambot. Dad is blaming me for it. FML

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Today, I found out I have endometriosis… Which doesn't mix well with a horny boyfriend. FML

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Today, I decided to step out of my comfort zone and talk to my coworker because people have been saying I’m too shy. I say, "Hey" to a girl and she made fun of my voice. She’s the one who told me to talk more. FML

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Today, my son asked me if slavery was ever abolished. He's 19. FML

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Today, my wife had a dream in which I died while she was pregnant. This is troubling, especially since I had the exact same dream the day before. FML

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Today, I was napping with my boyfriend and his dog. The dog was making odd coughing noises, but my boyfriend refused to kick him out of the bed. A few moments later, I rolled onto my stomach, into a pile of dog vomit. FML

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Today, I received an invoice for a plumber call-out. They'd watched me reconnect my own water heater because the heat pump packed up, and the lady on the phone had said no charge. So basically, 690 bucks to use their ladder, when they declined my offer to use my own. FML

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Same thing different taste

Everyone is replaceable

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