Tell her that those 10 year olds must really be stupid because your prof said it looks like a third grader wrote this, then throat punch her and thank her for the constructive criticism. not!

The ten year olds must of been asian

so you though that because she is your mother she would say something like "its wonderful! am so proud of you!" flash news: NO SHE WONT.

Then Dont write shitty essays

so I guess you are embarrassment as a child and you should have been aborted

She couldve constructively critized you a little nicer..

tell her it's because her mental capacity is only on par with that of a 10 year old that's why it's no good to her, that'll shut her up

She must be a crappy teacher then.

Maybe you should stop slacking you talk as if being in college means you're intelligent..

instead of posting it on FML, u could try to make it better...just a thought