By Chester (Seattle) - 09/09/2010 02:15 - United States

Today, I got circumcised. After the surgery, my girlfriend got drunk and texted all of her friends about it. FML
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AssMole 0

nicee. but who the balls gets circumsized as an adult? that's wierd.

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starile 19

Circumcised guys ********** just fine, thank you.

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Herropreez17 0

WHY WOULD YOU GET CIRCUMCISED??? I was at birth and had NO choice in the matter. I still can't forgive my parents. You are an idiot. YDI and then some.

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nitemastr15 17

I am so glad I got circumcised as a baby. No memory of it at all.

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nitemastr15 17

I have to say, being circumcised makes it easier to clean your penis. Other wise you have to make sure you clean inside your foreskin. Just saying I know people who got penis infections for not cleaning right. All other were uncircumcised.

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ViviMage 38

I hope you had a medical reason. I find scarification in the name of beauty a disgrace to the body. Don't buy into religion either, ie, a non jew marrying into a Jewish family must be circumcised as an adult.

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Baajuju 10

I fail to see the problem here. Who cares!!! Her friends are going to be more interested in the fact she drunk texted not what about. Baby!!!

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kieron2013 19

well at least you'll be less of a dick about it. X-D

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