By jonboy - 09/05/2009 20:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a new comfy duvet and pillow and was looking forward to a good night's sleep. I got into bed and was followed by my dog, who then threw up the tub of butter he had just stolen from the kitchen onto my brand new bed spread. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 780
You deserved it 5 268

Same thing different taste

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morgan_5230 0

that is absolutely disgusting! at least you found the butter.

Oh gross >_< Your dog didn't mean it ._.

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Omg I just read number #40, I hope you're kidding you sick freak! You deserve to sleep outside in the rain on a pile of crap, rot in hell!

lexilovesyou 0

Eww nasty! Sorry; Poor doggy though! I'm sure he probably didn't enjoy it :P

Make some toast and put that shit to good use.

Northside6934 0

Gross. Maybe you can now wake up on the wrong side of the bread.

b_rad_fml 4

See? Now that is why animals belong outside...

Omg that sucks. My 5 lbs dog ate a whole pound of butter and did that and it smelled for days

O my god!! My dog did that. She ate a pound of butter and when she puked it up it was all melted. It's the worst smell ever!!! FYL

Why wasn't the butter in the fridge since you were going to bed? This is a perfect example of why my dogs do not get on my bed. My dogs have a very nice dog bed to sleep on. This keeps my bed clean but still let's them have somewhere nice and warm to sleep.

wipe it off. let it dry. fold it back and return it. tell them it was stained n nasty when u opened the blanket. its wrong but you'll get a replacement