Animals: Today, I got a new comfy duvet and pillow and was looking forward...

By jonboy - 09/05/2009 20:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a new comfy duvet and pillow and was looking forward to a good night's sleep. I got into bed and was followed by my dog, who then threw up the tub of butter he had just stolen from the kitchen onto my brand new bed spread. FML

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By anonymous - 25/08/2016 02:33 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I got a brand new down comforter and duvet cover that I really liked. I'd finally managed to put everything the way I wanted it, and then my roommate's dog came and peed all over my bed. FML

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Good boy

By akasoor - 11/02/2013 01:51 - Canada - Hythe

Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2012 11:57 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML

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Bad boy

By Anonymous - 22/01/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I'd finally got home from a 15-hour shift at work and wanted to lay down and eat. I poured myself a bowl of cereal, went to my room, and sat it on my bed. My dog then jumped right on my bed and yanked the sheets off, causing the cereal to fly everywhere. FML

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By good_gravy - 20/02/2012 19:39 - United States

Today, my dog threw up on my bed while I was sleeping. I lost an hour of the day washing the vomit out with a rag, and my garbage disposal jammed on whatever otherworldly things my dog ate the day before. I had to dig it out by hand. FML

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By Annie - 22/11/2009 22:07 - Mexico

Today, I noticed that my dog was feeling sad. I let him hop on my bed with me to make him feel better. It worked, right after he vomited all over my face and pillow. FML

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Top of the mornin' to ya!

By Anonymous Taco Man - 03/08/2021 08:01 - United States

Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML

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Warming it up

By Erin - 02/01/2021 20:01

Today, I bought an expensive blanket to help warm up for the winter. Right after I put it on the bed, my dog jumped up and peed on it. FML

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The gift

By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML

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By WellThatSucks - 23/05/2016 09:15 - United States

Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML

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Sunday 10 May 2009 2:11

that is absolutely disgusting! at least you found the butter.

minorixxxx 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 2:11

Oh gross >_< Your dog didn't mean it ._.

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nicoler 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 4:28

dogs dont belong in the bed in the first place thats gross

PianoManGidley 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 4:33

Sorry, but YDI for leaving the butter out in a place where the dog could get to it. If you're going to have a pet, you need to learn better responsibility about what you leave out that your pets can get into.

Fuzzy_Peaches 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 5:14

FYL for being a male and using the phrase "comfy duvet".

Spreed 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 5:19

YDI because people live inside, not animals. BTW LMAO at 24!

pandapeachy 4

Friday 12 October 2012 17:34

Wrong!!

AnaMaree 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 6:42

This is why I only have pet pencil cases.

rigorouswolf 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 7:51

**** #24 I love my duvet

BaldOuting 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 8:55

ugh i feel like my cat always knows when i get something new and then destroys it just for kicks

bluelin3r 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 9:17

damnit #11, i got all excited to make that pun! beat me to it...

dreamzgurl 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 9:28

#25....animals live inside because if you are smart enough to train your pets then they should be kept inside like they're supposed to. Not outside where they get fleas. You're better off not having any animals if you're not going to love it and treat it like family. And thats so gross. Where the heck was the butter then?! How could your doggy have gotten to it?!