Kids: Today, I got a call from my daughter's school. Apparently, she...

By Ldp56 - 25/02/2011 18:44 - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school. Apparently, she was learning about the food pyramid and when she was asked to identify what she had eaten the day before, she said "dog food". FML

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Today, I took my dog to the vet and she was diagnosed with obesity. The vet then told me that dogs usually imitate their owners eating and behavior habits. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 00:45 - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

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jazziness 12

Friday 25 February 2011 23:12

that's gross what's wrong her cat food is the thing now

DocBastard 38

Friday 25 February 2011 23:14

No, no, they misheard her. She said "dog, fool". Though I'm not sure that's any better...

Comments

Rainbow35 6

Saturday 26 February 2011 10:45

I'm assuming she was either being stupid, or she'd randomly eaten dog food when OP wasn't looking... I'm sure nobody *actually* feeds their kids dog food, right?

NJXD 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 12:49

*Bill Cosby voice* kids say the darndest things

NJXD 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 12:49

*Bill Cosby voice* kids say the darndest things

meeba 2

Saturday 26 February 2011 16:28

this isnt an FML retard, it was your choice

CodingSquirrel 3

Saturday 26 February 2011 18:31

The first day of kindergarten, my cousin's teacher told the parents that she won't believe everything the kids say if they don't believe everything the kids say about her. Wise teacher.

rawrxchuck 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 5:01

do you not feed her, to the point where she has to eat dog food?!

Inspired22 11

Sunday 27 February 2011 8:17

It's ridiculous that they called you with concern about that. I work for a babysitting service, so I have babysat for tons of families, and sooooooo many little kids eat dog food to be funny. And they love to announce it, because it shocks everyone and gets them attention. It is not a sign of neglect, it's a sign of a kid being a kid!

athena3100 9

Wednesday 6 July 2011 9:13

Totaly agreed. I live in Colorado too! but Colorado Springs...

Inspired22 11

Tuesday 19 July 2011 11:33

It's beautiful there!

crazycat123 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 19:13

definitely not an FML. kids do weird shit.

purplesquishy 3

Sunday 27 February 2011 22:32

fake- if schools called parents with all the random stuff kids said theyd be there all day. And if they genuinely thought the kid was being fed dog food they'd be onto social work. So no.