Love: Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station...

By Inga44 - 23/07/2009 23:25 - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past 4 months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 577

You deserved it 3 702

Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By iliketoastalot - 09/08/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 627

You deserved it 5 904

Bad boys bad boys

By addie - 03/03/2013 08:27 - United States

Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 235

You deserved it 3 068

By Anna - 02/07/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, I called back a number I recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was the number of my boyfriend's fiancé. I've been with him 4 years, he's been with her for 6. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 108

You deserved it 4 970

By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 533

You deserved it 217

Who are you?

By NotlovingAgain - 14/03/2022 06:00

Today, knowing my long-distance boyfriend was cheating on me with a local girl, I decided to make a surprise visit to confront him by showing up to his home. Both of them answered the door. My boyfriend claimed to not know me, and threatened to call the cops. I ended up back at the airport in tears. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 610

You deserved it 443

Assumptions

By 181999 - 14/09/2013 20:47 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 445

You deserved it 54 337

Born to run

By Ipickthegoodones - 26/06/2009 06:43 - United States

Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 208

You deserved it 6 633

Memories

By exasperated - 17/04/2014 03:14 - United States - Houston

Today, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories' sake". FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 178

You deserved it 4 620

Red flags all over the place

By DumpedHisAss - 14/10/2009 15:19 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 278

You deserved it 3 775

By Beaten - 31/07/2010 23:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 814

You deserved it 42 172

tanners 0

Friday 24 July 2009 9:51

i hope you didnt bail him out

natsumosam92 0

Friday 24 July 2009 9:52

just leave that retard in jail, hes an idiot for doing it in a model home

Comments

thisismyaccount 0

Friday 24 July 2009 11:05

You should go tell him, okay I'm going, and go to the police station and then leave and flip him off :P

unfortunate_13 5

Friday 24 July 2009 11:12

I really want to know if she bailed him out or not. Girl, please tell us the rest of the story!

Nightfallz 0

Friday 24 July 2009 11:27

not really an fml. more like one of the best storys today :D haha serves the dick right if he thinks your gonna bail him out

deadend91 0

Friday 24 July 2009 11:43

Never bail him out! (Y)

AntiChrist7 0

Friday 24 July 2009 11:49

Next time, choose your boyfriend with more care. YDI

M13LO 0

Friday 24 July 2009 11:55

Stop deleting/changing my thoughts and opinions i post. and like I said YDI for not doing what your master says.

pandarabbi 0

Friday 24 July 2009 13:24

How bout this..... Stop being a dumbass and your comments might stay up for more than 5 minutes

themixedt4pe 0

Friday 24 July 2009 18:20

Maybe if you STFU or stop being a chauvinistic pig and a troll... Maybe. Until then, good luck with keeping your comments on the board. Also, a normal man is no woman's "master". A cheating bastard is only the master of his own bullshit, if he's lucky.

PrinceTwilight17 0

Friday 24 July 2009 22:04

WHAT YOUR MASTER SAYS?! Are you kidding me? You deserve to be in jail as much as the boyfriend in the FML for thinking that!!

judgeymcjudge 0

Friday 24 July 2009 11:56

You did tell to **** off, didn't you? Didn't you?! **** him. Tell him to have fun picking up the soap in the shower.

Einstein714 0

Friday 24 July 2009 12:00

no freaking way, let him have 3 hots and a cot

Fast_Melodic 0

Friday 24 July 2009 12:05

I really hope you let him stay in there...

getawaygirl 0

Friday 24 July 2009 12:11

This is a time for you to laugh at him and move on and find someone way better then him. It would suck that he cheater on you. But its better you found out now and his karma is getting put in jail.. I hope you didnt bail his sorry arse out.