Love: Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station...

By Inga44 - 23/07/2009 23:25 - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past 4 months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

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By iliketoastalot - 09/08/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

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By addie - 03/03/2013 08:27 - United States

Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML

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By Anna - 02/07/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, I called back a number I recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was the number of my boyfriend's fiancé. I've been with him 4 years, he's been with her for 6. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

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By 181999 - 14/09/2013 20:47 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML

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By Ipickthegoodones - 26/06/2009 06:43 - United States

Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML

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By exasperated - 17/04/2014 03:14 - United States - Houston

Today, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories' sake". FML

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By DumpedHisAss - 14/10/2009 15:19 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML

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By Beaten - 31/07/2010 23:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML

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tanners 0

Friday 24 July 2009 9:51

i hope you didnt bail him out

natsumosam92 0

Friday 24 July 2009 9:52

just leave that retard in jail, hes an idiot for doing it in a model home

Comments

weirdgirl_sf 0

Friday 24 July 2009 10:17

Your life doesn't suck his does! I hope you left him in there, because he basically gave you the perfect opportunity for revenge. Plus you should be glad because the chick is probably in a holding cell also. The only part that should make you feel like your life is F-ed is that you were dating a retard, but on the bright side you can move past that now.

Stupidstupidrat 0

Friday 24 July 2009 10:18

This is an awful state of affairs (excuse the pun) but, silver lining, what an awesome position from which to tell the scumbag to go **** himself. You've got to ac-cetuate the positive, ee-liminate the negative...

lalalalaura 0

Friday 24 July 2009 10:22

Thats when you say, "**** no." And then just hang up. Easy as that.

Boweezee 0

Friday 24 July 2009 10:22

What an asshat. Hope you didnt bail him out.

dykeinlove 0

Friday 24 July 2009 10:24

i really hope you mean F HIS Life!

madame_malfoy 4

Friday 24 July 2009 10:33

the only way you possibly deserve this is if you bailed him out...i'd laugh and hang up

fuckmyparents 0

Friday 24 July 2009 10:40

you would've been a little bitch if you did bail him out

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Friday 24 July 2009 10:41

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jailbot 7

Friday 24 July 2009 18:05

To #25, what the hell? Your comment doesn't even make sense. She deserved to be cheated on by this fucktard because she didn't bail him out? The cheating came first, stupid.